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ok so like i was just thinking about why i should b president and honestly there are a lot of reasons:
firstly i would introduce a better welfare state where everyone would get paid for being hot.
secondly our passports wud b pink nd sparkly
no more guns the only guns r the ones that shoot glitter or cash
our national anthem will be reimagined nd sung by doja cat
cheaters would have to pay a fine and pay reparations to all those decieved
credit score doesn’t exist duh
no more homelessness lol
weed is legal
i am expeditiously gay nd brown with divergent neurons so nuff said
ladies and gentlemen will no longer b a phrase. you will be addressed as gherkins. no further comments on this.
immigration isn’t even real like if u think about it the world is jus the world like it’s not that deep it’s just land why can’t we just travel without making a big deal
pls i’m fixing skl like who in their right mind let’s a pothead 15 year old choose what they wanna do for the rest of their life
inflation is fake
pretty currency notes
let’s vote for me even tho i’m not american so technically i’d be prime minister of the uk but why can’t i b both honestly again citizenship is a social construct just like time 🤚🏽🤚🏽
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Hubert Antonio Domveenick
These sounds nice.
Remember Dogs and Cats cannot have weed.
You have great ideas.
they can have catnip… i mean do dogs have their own version of catnip? if they don’t that’s just cruel
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there is no Dognip not yet!
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5Jmollyyy
the passport one is literally bae
nd we will b allowed to pose in our passport photos so they’re not ugly
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Annemari
WHEN R THE ELECTIONS ive got my votes ready🙌🙌
i’ll let u know once i figure that out
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Zenning
inflation is fake ;-; more for less i gotchu guns that shoot glitter tho>>>
inflation is a social construct ✨
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inflation is maths :?
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maths isn’t even real
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damn fr?
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yeah it’s all an illusion we’re living in a matrix ✨
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damn i wonder what we would look like if we were in a simulation
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Kenny
Had me at pink passport. That’s such a cute idea. 💞
pink is the best tbh
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yfwlola
ILY MYAAA
ily more .
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