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new friends, a day in the life (a blog?)

hello there!!


im still caleb, still? i know, bloody hell

n e who theres quite a few of you now

you could call me a niche internet microcelebrity, that would also be lying to yourself



now what is a blog for? just like writing shit? mate im not very intresting but ill give you a day in the life

so im at the stage in my sleep schedule where im getting up at like 4pm, it goes in a circle you see, starting at like 7am to 8am to 9am so on and so forth until we get to like 3am 4am

so im not looking forward to that


anyway, day in the life (before i realised this lovely platform exists and now i live here)

alright so

10am: wake up? sleep
1pm: wake up.  sleep
2pm: could be playing guitar rn, might be mail, i might have a cd, sleep? ok
4pm: WAKE UP!, guess im gonna have to wake up now
4pm: josie dearest (my auntie) gets home
4pm: put on gogglebox and watch it til half seven
5pm: food, nowt good since josie cant cook to save her life, help me
6pm: annoy josie with guitar
7:30pm: get forced to watch married at first sight australia (im watching it rn, this is torture, someone wife up my auntie pls xx) (i also now hate australians /j) 
8:30pm: make josie forget about the real dirty dancing (im not watching that shit no more)
8:30pm: gogglebox gogglebox gogglebox
10pm: listen to los campesinos!, scroll pinterest
11pm: watch videos of los campesinos! concerts and live shows and be sad that they did a show in the next town over from me, for a fiver and i was asleep when the tickets came out
1am: accidentally find zine ideas on pinterest
1:05am: fuck it i give in zine time
3am: no more zines, gogglebox time
3:30am: what game can i play
4am: gogglebox and tiktok
5am: gogglebox
6am: more gogglebox, check my socials
7am: perfect, bedtime

and repeat!!

and that is a day in the life of a cunt who sits on his arse and is lazy all day


caleb x


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Po

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not you dissing Australia /j


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bloody well deserved /j

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don't make me remove my kudos /j

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crying /j

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Amay

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what is a gogglebox??


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a british tv show where familys watch the best programs of that week, and then you watch the familys, familyception if you will you watching tv watching them watching tv but yeah its a bit like a yt reaction video lmao but so much better lmaoooo

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oohhh right. might look into it

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