some surveys "to know me"

although nobody cares for my favorite colors or the color of my underwear or wether or not i like blondes i love doing surveys.. im not very good at choosing surveys either i always end up spending 20 minutes on basic question surveys like oo whos ur best friend! like bub

100 questions about yourself...

Name?: eli

Nicknames?: three legs

Age?: 16

Single/Taken?: single

Are you happy with that?: honestly yes

How many kids do you want to have?: ill be an uncle im cool with kids but i feel like id raise a messed up child

What would you name them?: something stupid like cornfed

Do you have a best friend?: yes

Are they a guy/chick?: well idk what to say cuz shes a stud

Do they like you more than a friend?: id hope not shes a stud

Do you drink?: i dont like beer the government wants u to drink it

Do you like to party?: of course

Do you smoke?: on occasion

What do you smoke?: well i try to keep it natural

Have you ever been in LOVE?: ehmmm sure

Do you believe in love?: of course

Have you ever had your heart broken?: no

Who was your last boyfriend/girlfriend?: a while ago..

Are you happy that you are no longer together?: yes

Do you hate him/her for that?: no i dont hate anyone

What is your favortie band/singer?: damn idk maybe primus hard to say

What is your favorite song?: at the moment anything off cannibal corpse tomb of the mutilated or maybe something by the smiths idk again hard to say

What is your favorite movie?: well if uve been on my profile ...texas chainsaw massacre

What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?: chocolate

What is your favorite color?: pink

Who is your best friend?: shes not on here

Do you know everything about them?: basically

How many siblings do you have?: 2 younger brothers

Are you happy with that?: no

What are you listening to right now?: ..madonna

What was your last drink?: water if that dont count then sweet tea

Who was your last kiss?: my friend at school

Who was your last hug from?: i think that same friend

What is your favorite food?: fried chicken

Do you have more guy/girl friends?: i think equal

Would you date any of your friends?: no theyre my friends for a reason.. i mean maybe ill kiss them or get naughty but never date

Is this survey getting on your nerves?: nah

What was the last thing you watched on T.V?: ..texas chainsaw massacre 4!

Do you know who E.T is?: yes

Do you believe in aliens?: i love aliens

Do you believe that all cheaters will always be cheater?: i think everyone can change but if i got cheated on id never trust them again

Do you believe in dying becasue of lost love?: what

Have you ever had someone close to you die?: well duh

What was his/her name?: u dont need to know that friend

How did you know one another?: family members, friends, ect

Have you ever "Jump shake your booty, Jump, Jump shake your booty"?: sure

What kind of cell phone do you have?: iphone something

Who was your last txt from?: my friend

Your second?: my other friends

Your fifth?: hey its actually from a friend on here hell know who he is cuz i dont text anyone else on spacehey...

Your ninth?: im not doing all that

What did you last txt say?: send: anjis recieved: ang ..its a little joke between us

Your second?: dont even start with this

Your fifth?: ok ill go check this time... "Hi" and "wat do"

Your ninth?: idk probably some other stupid joke

One or the other...not both...

pepsi/coke?: i hate soda

white/cream chocolate?: mmmmmmm both i love chocolate

love/lost?: what i guess love

money/love?: love

friends/money?: friends

family/friends?: friends

pens/pencils?: pencils

Hawthorne Heights/Atreyu?: im not a nerd

Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff?: lindsay lohan

All Time Low/AFI?: oh whatever

computer/music?: music

camera/computer?: camera

RANDOM!!!

last person you slept with?: my pillow #foreveralone

last person you ate with?: my friend at olive garden

last person you hit?: little brother ..alright that makes it sound like i abuse children hes like 4'10 180lbs hell be fine gosh

last person you cried over?: i dont really cry over people i guess i cried while watching gypsy 83.. movies make me cry

last person you hugged?: didnt we already go over this

last person you kissed?: ..well in case we didnt it was my friend at school..again

last person you said "I LOVE YOU" to?: i honestly dont know probably a friend at school cuz it was (basically) my last day

did you mean it?: yes im not js gonna tell anyone i love them ..actually ive done that alot

probably not right?: wat

last relationship lasted?: ....like 3 months

last hookup lasted?: well

last party was where?: some fatties house 

ONE WORD...to describe...

last party was:: mmmm chicken

band:: lalala woohoo

needles:: mm mm mm poke me harder

spaghetti:: ooo yum

flyleaf:: oh too emo for me (..i dont think theyre even emo idk dont get mad at me im not a big fan of emo music)

senses fail:: oh whatever

ll cool j:: ill listen to him

rap:: love it

rock:: great

metal:: my fave

love:: a great feeling

relationships:: they exist

school:: ill say i hate it then twerk on tables

work:: oh dont even say that word around me

cell phones:: i like calling people

boyfriend/girlfriend/alone:: alone!

this survey:: not very interesting questions..

friends:: my fave

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on to the next quiz

A-2-Z About Me Survey

{---Basics---}

Name: eli

Nickname(s): eggplant

Age: 16

Birthday: oct 7

Birthplace: in a land far far away

Current Location: fort worth texas

Eye Color: brown

Hair Color: black

Height: well

Weight: maybe like 105 110 

Lefty or Righty: righty

Zodiac Sign: libra

What Do You Drive: im too poor for my own car

Screenname: eli

{---Favorites---}

Color: pink

Number: 3 4 and 8

Band: gosh i guess primus or mortician

Music Genre: metal

TV Show: wwe ..or peewees playhouse!

Movie: texas chainsaw massacre ...u should get this from the bands i listed!

Actor: bill moseley or sid haig

Actress: ..well i could say sheri moon zombie to complete the trio!

Kind of Movie: horror muahahaha but i like silly horror movies most..

Cartoon: ren and stimpy and spongebob

Sport: wrestling, soccer, basketball

Fast Food Restaurant: panda express

Food: fried chicken

Ice Cream: chocolate or anything with nuts (no jokes alright..)

Cereal: i dont eat much cereal i suppose fruity pebbles

Candy: chocolate

Drink: water if that dont count then milk tea

Alcoholic Beverage: anything sweet enough to drown out that nasty flavor

Quote: lick my plate u dog dick

{---Do You---}

Have any siblings: 2 little brothers

Have any pets: a fat ugly dog

Have a job: well

Have a cellphone: lol yes

Have any special talents or skills: well i guess i can draw .. and i have strong legs

Have any fears: not really ..im scared of getting stds already had my turn with stis

Have a bedtime: no googoogaga

Sing in the shower: ..yes

Want to go to college: ...i have my reasons

Get along with your parents: i guess yea

Have any piercings: only ears but im trying to get either nose or cheeks in a few months..

Have any tattoos: when im of age

Swear: flip no

Smoke: on occasion

Drink: not really

Do Drugs: i try to keep it natural 

{---Love & All That Crap---}

Ever been in love: idk probably

Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: no

Are you single: yes

Are you in a relationship: well thats just rephrasing the last question

Do you have a crush on someone: in a way

Ever been dumped: no

Ever dumped someone: yes

{---This or That---}

Fruit or Vegetable: fruits mmmmmm

Black or White: black muahahha

Lights On or Lights Off: off

TV or Movie: movies

Car or Truck: trucks

Cash or Check: cash

Rock or Rap: rap cuz i prefer metal/rap to js rock

Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate mmmmmmmmmmmmm

French Toast or French Fries: french fries

Strawberries or Blueberries: strawberries

Cookies or Muffins: cookies mm mm mmmmmg

Winter Break or Spring Break: finally a break from the food im getting hungry... winter break

Hugs or Kisses: how about both

{---Have You Ever---}

Danced in a public place: every time

Smiled for no reason: alot

Laughed so hard you cried: yes

Talked to someone you don't know: well thats the only way to make friends

Drank alcohol: of course

Done drugs: yes

Partied 'til the sun came up: yessy yessa doodah

Gotten a ticket: no

Been arrested: almost

Been convicted of a crime: no

Been in a wreck: yes

Been out of the country: yea alot

{---Random & Silly Junk---}

Are you a virgin: in a way

Ever TP'd someone's house: yes

Ever egged someone's house: yes

How many languages do you speak: one i guess i understand spanish and tagalog

Who do you compare yourself to: myself

Ever regret anything: nope

Do you like being tickled: hmm sometimes...

What are your goals: live life to the fullest...and im doing that by sitting on my ass doing internet quizzes nobody cares for!

Are your fingers tired: my fingers never get tired ladies..alright ill leave

Are you tired of this survey: a bit!

Are you happy: yes

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