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GENERAL

Name: Presley

Nickname: Metal for online spaces

How old are you: 16

Zodiac sign: Aries

Current location: Washington

Eye color: Turd brown

Hair color: Turd brown, dyed auburn ginger

Hair type: Naturally wavy, straightened and chest length

Height: 5'1ft

Your heritage: Mexican family, but I'm American

What's your middle name: Dean

Shoe's you wore today: Bare feet

Your weakness: Caring too much

Your fear: Losing those I care about

Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull: Nah

Do you want to: Yes

Goal you would like to achieve this year: Find a close friend

First thought when you wake up: I'm tired

Best physical feature: Eyelashes

Who is your bestest friend: I have no true friends outside here

When is your bedtime: I tend to sleep at 8 or 9 as of recent

Your most cherished memory: March of 2025

Pepsi or coke: I hate soda

McDonald's or Burger King: I hate fast food

Single or group dates: I would prefer single dates

What is the last song you sang: Tornado Of Souls by Megadeth

Does playing the guitar make a girl or guy more attractive: Maybe, kind of depends

What is your biggest pet peeve: People who beat around the bush

Do you drink: Nah

Ever been drunk: Once

Do you smoke: Yes

Do you "SMOKE": Never LOL

Do you sing: Sometimes but it's really bad

What color underwear do you have on: Black with a giant poop stain

Do you want to go to college: Sort of, but I'm a failure

Have you ever been in love: Yes sadly

Do you want to get married: I did

Do you believe in yourself: I mean sure

Do you believe in others: Only those close to me

Do you like thunderstorms: Ehhh, I don't care

Do you play an instrument: I used to play the recorder, ukulele and flute

What do you want to be when you grow up: That's only something grown up me will know

What country would you like to visit: China

How many CD's do you own: Way too many to count, over 200

How many DVD's do you own: Probably around 50

How many tattoo's do you have: I want my whole body tattooed

How many piercings do yo have: I used to have my ears pierced

How many things in the past do you regret: A lot and it eats me out

FAVORITES

Shoes: Tall leather boots are hot

Radio station: I'm not an uncle

Drink: The discontinued SoBe Strawberry Daiquiri

Car: Elvira's ride

Place: My home

Song: Unsure but probably something epic

Movie: Angel's Egg

Moment: My first love

Color: Neon green of course

Meal: I can't say, maybe tacos

IN A GUY OR GIRL

Favorite eye color: I prefer darker eyes

Favorite hair color: I used to prefer darker hair but now I dont mind

Short or long hair: I used to prefer longer hair but now I don't mind

Height: Same height or taller, which is about anybody

Body type: As long as they're not morbidly underweight or morbidly overweight

Does ethnicity matter: Nah I'm chill

Piercings: Cool, but it's okay if they don't got any

Tattoos: Cool, but it's okay if they don't got any 

BED SIDE MANOR

Do you think you are attractive: I'm really chopped

Are you attracted to someone who does not know it: I'm sure they know

Would you like to be someone's fantasy: Yes but that's unrealistic these days

Hunter or hunted: I don't mind either

Do you kiss with your eyes closed or open: Closed because ew

A little or a lot of tongue: Tongue is overrated

Older or younger: My age or older, not too old

Lights on or lights off or candle light: Candles

Do you like to cuddle after: I would prefer that

Do you like to cuddle in general: I love affection like that

RIGHT NOW

What is todays date: May 24th, 2026

What time is it: 2:04PM

Who are you thinking of: Unfortunately my ex

What are you listening to: Despicable Me 2 playing on the TV

Do you love someone: I love a lot

Do you know where your mechanical bull is: Up my butt to the left

Does someone love you: Lots do, but the person I wish did doesn't

Is it raining: Luckily not

Are you happy: Not right now, but in general sure