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A SURVEY

1. You just opened up a web browser. What is the first site you visit?

twitter


2. You just walked into a bookstore. What section do you go to first?

journals/notebooks


3. You are hanging with your closest friends. What are you most likely doing?

doing drugs and eating shit


4. You just turned your car on. What station is the radio tuned to?

spotify


5. You have just woken up for the morning. What is the first things you do?

check my phone and call for my cat


6. Complete this phrase: You cannot buy happiness, but you can buy____.

vinyl


7. What would you do if you woke up as the 'opposite' / different gender?

bust a huuuuuuuuuuge nut probably 30 seconds in 


8. Are you more likely to cook for yourself or buy food from a restaurant?

restaurant im a lazy fuck. 


9. If you had to lose one of your senses, which one would you rather lose?

my taste


10. If you could relive any one year of your life, how old would you be?

when i was 11


11. Would you take a bullet for anyone you know?

my mother unfortunately


12. Would you rather be rich and dumb or poor and extremely intelligent?

rich and dumb, sorry


13. What TV character do you most relate to?

the ones that kill themselves


14. You just walked into a supermarket. What section do you first go to?

vegetables


15. Is sex before marriage wrong?

nope, get to shagging


16. You just won the lottery. What is the first thing you do with your winnings?

pay off my car...lol. or buy mcdonalds


17. If your best friend admitted that they have a crush on you, how would you react?

"but why tho"


18. Will the USA ever have a female president?

maybe


19. You are carpooling with your friends. Are you more likely to be the driver or a passenger?

driver because i like to be in control. 


20. How short is too short for skirts and dresses?

actually it has to be so short that i see your coochie 


21. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, without any consequences, what food would you choose?

sandwiches


22. It’s Saturday night. What are you most likely doing?

smoking weed and contemplating life.


23. You go on a blind date. Your date is extremely beautiful and physically captivating, but you hate their personality. Would you want a second date?

nopeeeee


24. How strict should gun laws be?

mild but the same everywhere 


25. Would you rather be the worst player on the best team or the best player on the worst team?

worst on the best, lolol


26. How well do you work with others?

fairly


27. You have the ability to cure only one fatal disease and eradicate it forever. What disease do you choose?

dumbassery 


28. If you could go back to college and choose a different degree to study, would you?

nopeeee


29. Where do you see yourself ten years from now?

dead, perhaps...


30. Are you pro-life or pro-choice?

pro choice like my friend says i want it to be as easy as getting ur nails done


31. Would you attend a same sex wedding if invited?

duh??


32. So far, what has been the greatest day of your life?

the day i discovered slipknot, probably lmao


33. Has anyone you know ever been arrested?

yup...


34. If it could be one season year-round, what season do would you want it to be?

winter


35. What is your biggest regret in life?

oh boy hahaha


36. If you could bring one celebrity back from the dead, who would it be?

joey jordison. 


37. What offends you the most?

putting words in my mouth. 


38. Would you rather have an ugly hairstyle or be bald?

ugly hairstyle 


39. At what age did you have your first alcoholic beverage?

i had wine coolers when i was like 6 thats probably why im fucked up now


40. What do you think happens to us when we die?

we rot into the earth or become ashes or however your body decomposes. 


41. What do you think is the best way to quit smoking?

dying


42. If you could take home any one animal from the zoo, which animal would you choose?

a siberian tiger


43. Were humans created or did we evolve from earlier species?

we were cursed


44. What scares you the most?

dying


45. What personality trait turns you off the most?

playful rudeness


46. You got offered a job to do something you hate, but the pay will make you rich. Do you take it?

nope


47. If today you only had what you were thankful for yesterday, how much would you have?

nothing


48. How often do you get mad or upset at yourself?

not as much, anymore


49. If you could choose one celebrity to be your parent, who would you choose?

dio, maybe


50. If you could only listen to one musical artist for the rest of you life, who would you be listening to?

slip motherfucking KNOT


51. Have you ever used you cell phone while driving?

yes, more than i should have when i didn't have voice commands on my car. but its hands free now so


52. Had anyone you were close to die way too young?

yes.


53. Is world peace possible?

no. selfish pigs will cannabalize each other and their shit will poison the earth


54. You go on a blind date. You date is extremely ugly and physically appalling, but you are madly in love with their personality. Would you want a second date?

yes, platonically perhaps 


55. How did you discover that Santa Claus isn’t real?

i don't recall.


56. Do you believe in God, or some form of higher deity?

the big question......


57. If you could save someone you deeply cared about, but it meant breaking a law, would you do it?

yea


58. What is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done for money?

pretend to like someone.


59. If you were to make a YouTube video about what you know most about, what would the subject be?

i feel like i don't qualify to speak on any subject to be honest


60. What do you think is your greatest personality flaw?

self sabotage


61. If your friends spoke to you the way you speak to yourself, would you still want them as friend?

yes


62. Have you ever “woke up like this”?

nope


63. You got offered a job to do something you love, but the pay is one of the worst out there. Do you take it?

yes


64. What do you think is your best physical feature?

ive been told i have nice fingernails... maybe my honkers. lmao


65. What do you think is your worst physical feature.

my body


66. Do you know anyone who has committed suicide?

yeah my friend his name was kurt


67. What is the nicest thing you’ve ever done for someone you don’t know?

give them the benefit of the doubt


68. Have you ever had a night’s dream come true?

yeahhhhhh concerts


69. How would you reject a date offer from someone you didn’t like?

thank them for being kind but decline. and then run away


70. Which do you think is worse: Failure, or never trying at all?

failure.


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