Jacob

Every guy I've met named Jacob have been a horrible person. I assume you're reading this because you have the same problem. We must cleanse ourselves of Jacob and Jocob-kind. Jacob is clipping our wings, when we must fly. 4-28-27 is the date of our revolution. Judgment day is upon us.

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Jeffrey	Pinned 1773810646 I knew a guy named Jacob when I was in elementary and middle school. We were friends until he stole my 300+ Pokémon card collection I had. My parents tried to tell me that I misplaced them, only for them to tell me later that he did indeed take them. Report Comment
SHADOWONTHESUN	1774986038 The Jakob at my school is a diaper fur translesbian furry who throws rocks at birds Report Comment
NIL PILL (σ´∀`)σ	1773810252 There is a boy named Jacob in my school and he is very smelly, bad at acting, and very weird in a bad way Report Comment
jolly.butter	1773809929 exterminate the Jacob race ‼ Report Comment