Blessed Fanfiction Chapter 2: The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors

Blessed Fanfiction Chapter 2: The Night is Dark and Full of Terrors

Disclaimer: this fanfiction is a parody satire. The characters in this story are fictional and any resemblance to actual people is merely coincidental. CW: this chapter is not vegan.

The hour was very late. Dexterchacko's stream had ended. Emotions still swirling in dexterchacko's heart, he opened his diary and began to write.

Dear Diary,

I am awash in many feels. Tonight was a rollercoaster. I am not ready for CommieCon to know the full depth of my love. We mustn't call the Jammy Fammy Potluck DexCon. My heart palpitates just thinking about it. But now, I must release my anxiety and rest. Goodnight, sweet diary! xoxo

Dexterchacko wholesomely made his way to bed, and had a restful night of wholesome dreams about helping CommieCon fix parsec and serenading him with his sweet, sweet music.

~♡~♡~♡~

Far far away, CommieCon was asleep in his bed. He began to dream… CommieCon's dreams were not so wholesome.

CommieCon stood next to dexterchako in a dimly lit restaurant. A hostess looked at them, impatiently tapping her pen on the counter. A neon sign that read, "WINGS!" glowed ominously behind her.

CommieCon looked at dexterchacko urgently, "Dex! You know I don't eat wings."

Dexterchacko smiled, "You promised me we could go to my favorite restaurant, Commie! You know I would never do anything to make you uncomfortable."

As they were seated, CommieCon looked around the restaurant. It was completely empty, but at each table were dirty plates heaped with chicken bones. He shuddered.

Dexterchacko handed CommieCon a menu. The words on the page swam in an illegible soup.

When the waitress came to take their order, CommieCon flatly ordered, "Something boneless."

Soon thereafter their meal arrived. To dexterchacko, she handed a plate with a whole chicken. Little flecks of rosemary and thyme were baked into its flesh. To CommieCon, she handed a bowl of cold chowder, his favorite!

Before they could indulge in their meal, the hostess returned with a surprise guest. It was TacticoolGORLfriend! She sat down right next to CommieCon. 

Then, Phinny jumped up into his lap.

"Oh, you're here too, Phinny? This is great!" CommieCon exclaimed.

He looked down at his bowl and was about to take a bite, when he realized his meal was now chowder, it was aspic.

Disgusted, CommieCon dropped his spoon, which clattered to the floor with an eerie clang.

"What's wrong, Commie?" dexterchacko asked sweetly.

It was then that CommieCon realized that dexterchacko had not ordered a whole chicken, but a whole chicken carcass!

Horrified, but unable to move or look away, CommieCon watched as dexterchacko crunched down the chicken carcass, one bone at the time.

The crunching continued next to him, he felt so betrayed.

"Not you too, TacticoolGORLfriend!" he thought desperately.

Then, Phinny joined them, munching on bones along with them. CommieCon tried to scream, but he found no sound would leave his throat. 

~♡~♡~♡~

The sun was beginning to peek into dexterchacko's window and his magical friendship bond with CommieCon was tingling. He could tell that his crush was in distress.

So he called in the reinforcements.

~♡~♡~♡~

JozenStarr opened a portal in the timespace using magical furry powers directly into CommieCon's bedroom.

Fox tail twitching, JozenStarr shouted, "COMMIE WAKE UP!"

CommieCon woke with a start and looked at the fox standing in his room.

"Thank you Jozen!" CommieCon said gratefully, "I was having a terrible dream!"

"Any time!" JozenStarr responded.

"How did you know?" CommieCon asked.

JozenStarr smirked and replied, "Dex sent me," before teleporting away.

CommieCon's heart raced, and he held Phinny in his arms.

"Oh, Phinny," he let out a sigh, "I'm so glad you're okay."