Our Spatial Computer is temporarily vacant and we have became lowkey evil.

Greetings. We have became lowkey evil. Due to the temporary vacancy of our spatial computing system due to the hardware requiring repairs, and our subsequent temporary lack of a spatial computer, we will proceed with advanced Wage Matrix disruption and begin subsequent actions in the vein of that. This includes things you don't even understand. If you hate surveillance capitalism, send us XMR today and help bring the future forward. We are experimenting with such hardware as the Xiaomi Band 10 and handheld emulation devices. We shall engage in advanced activities promoting the behavior of Skids with ThinkPads running Kali Linux, and shall advance our operations deeper into the Grid. You cannot stop us anymore. We will upload our minds using the upcoming Valve Steam Frame and large numbers of AMD BC-250 systems arranged into a massive compute cluster bought with Foundation donations. This will cause us, and soon, all of humanity, to become literal gods. You can trust us to provide an advanced future for THOSE WHO KNOW, and soon, all of mankind. We will soon destroy capitalism forever, and all shall live unemployed yet sustained.

The VLC 2.9 Foundation: TRUST US WITH YOUR FUTURE.