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About weekly news with Fawkes.

I will henceforth be posting one strange news article, image, pdf, message from me, or other that I find per day (or less). You may notice that there are more articles than days I've been doing this. That's because I was doing this for friends on discord before myspace.

This blog gets updated about once weekly with shit I've found over the last few days, which I filter into being approximately one thing per day.

Do leave me submissions for anything you feel would fit well here. After months of doing this,, I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel for links.

Please give a kudos (or two) and make sure to come back tomorrow next week <3.

Nov 11, 2022:

I appear to have hit some sort of limit with the length of this blog, so I'm just going to start up a new post and post from there from now on.

Oct 12, 2022:

Thomas being a Malcom X fan is such fucking chad shit.

Bonus: A neat little website for anyone who wants a custom homepage but can't be fucked to write it in html or use some static site generator abomination abomination.

Oct 11, 2022:

THE MONOLITH DEMANDS YOU RELINQUISH YOUR COLORS
(If that issue affects you, do give this a shot.)

Oct 10, 2022:


Oct 09, 2022:

A really interesting post about how even in Argentina, where crypto is becoming part of the financial reality for many people, the ways in which it is used often contradict the expectations of idealist enthusiasts.

Bonus: In the newest minecraft version, you can put a boat in a minecart and two camels in that boat and two players on each camel and two birds on each player for a total of 15 entities in a minecart

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Oct 06, 2022:

Real-time dialogue between experimenters and dreamers during REM sleep.

Bonus: You ever have the thing happen where the first time you watch a movie or listen to a song or even watch like a five second gif it takes x amount of time for the thing to happen from beginning to end, but upon coming back to it, the thing goes by faster?
I feel like I'm going crazy.

Oct 05, 2022:

This is really cool. It makes me happy to see that the TOR ecosystem is still evolving in current year.

Oct 04, 2022:

Leaked EU internal report about their border authority orchestrating human rights abuses.

Bonus:
A neato little search engine I just found.

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Oct 01, 2022:

GUESS WHAT. Your uni just released their celery art compliance paperwork stuff and you have the legal right to annoy the fuck out of someone by requesting a copy in print. I highly suggest getting all of your friends together and having one person walk into whatever office handles compliance at your university and ask for a complete copy every day.

Bonus: Funny story.

Sep 30, 2022:

I find it really funny that this guys evidence is just him telling you how to replicate the result: Microsoft is phoning home the content of your PowerPoint slides.

Sep 29, 2022:


Sep 28, 2022:

Just found this today, might have to do a deep dive later.

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Bonus: https://1.1.1.1/ cloudflare now has a free vpn that (from what I've heard) supports torrenting.


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Sep 24, 2022:

"A 2005 life-cycle analysis commissioned by the Scottish government found that manufacturing paper bags consumes 10 percent more energy than manufacturing conventional plastic bags, uses four times more water, emits more than three times the amount of greenhouse gases, generates 14 times more water pollution, and results in nearly three times more solid waste." https://reason.com/2022/09/08/paper-vs-plastic/

Bonus steam keys:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/905587333036908576/1018030295783571516/unknown.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/905587333036908576/1018030385206149120/unknown.png

Sep 23, 2022:

I'm very conflicted on this case because, on one hand, fuck google, but on the other hand, if google is told it has to stop paying for its spot as the default browser, Mozilla will run out of the money it uses to develop firefox.

Bonus: soap.

Sep 22, 2022:

The word decriminalize is such a nothing burger. It still isn't legal, you can still get in trouble for distributing in any manner, growing shrooms, or god forbid trafficking them. When it comes to the drug war, decriminalization isn't the government giving up, it's a change in strategy towards trying to kill supply since intimidation has largely failed against the public.

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Sep 20, 2022:

Donkey kong analysis.

Sep 19, 2022:

Is it just me or does this website actually just look like shit? The animated view of the airpods being tied to the scroll wheel either makes it play near instantly if I scroll fast, or if I try and actually digest it, it's so fucking choppy.


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Bonus:
Sid Meier's Railroads!
7CCCW-TFQ63-LD55Z
WWE 2K Battlegrounds & WWE 2K BATTLEGROUNDS - Ultimate Brawlers Pass
7J5QE-ZA530-W9GVW
7JKCE-PNQQ4-BM35Z
The Golf Club™ 2019 featuring PGA TOUR
7PN8D-QY0XF-TG93V
PGA 2K21
79HCJ-EXL38-DFBPR
Sid Meier's Civilization VI
7TNW5-8735R-HP4D0
BioShock: The Collection
8RP3A-BNRI9-3DGQD
Free games, only take if you plan to play... you know the deal.
Keys purchased legally from this STEAL of a humble bundle https://www.humblebundle.com/games/2k-megahits

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Sep 10, 2022:

I am better than all of you (and science says so).

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Sep 08, 2022:

Shit like this will never not strike me as funny.
Everyone is for student debt cancellation, but not if it raises their taxes, encourages higher tuition, or inflates degree requirements, which are all costs associated with increased federal lending.
Ah, so you want to forgive student loans if you can do it without any sort of consequence, cool. Me too. If only that was the way it worked.
If you're interested in learning more, I suggest this read.

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Sep 05, 2022:

Funny google glitch, see it while you can.

Bonus: Working in IT has made me observe many of these falsehoods.

Sep 04, 2022:

Tons of fucking ai painting stuff have been in my news feed recently and I've gotten tired of most of it, but this one is actually pretty cool. It's basically a way to anti-crop images.

Sep 03, 2022:

EVEN THE BRITS HAVE MORE OF A FUCKING SPINE THAN THE AMERICAN SURVEILLANCE APPARATUS

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The coolest machine learning art type post I've seen yet. Instead of being like the others where you just input a prompt, this one takes image input and text as a prompt.

Aug 29, 2022:


Aug 28, 2022:

Literally words too big for me to skim, but this seems crazy interesting.
 

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Aug 26, 2022:

Just like 4g lte networks before them, it looks like 5g networks are super vulnerable to attack.

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Aug 21, 2022:

I'm so tempted, but the last time someone started work on a terminal discord client, the discord team started banning its users.

Aug 20, 2022:

Are the federal agents in my walls violating my third amendment rights?

Aug 19, 2022:

I wanna start pretending to be a schizo on lainchan but I just feel like I don't have the like textual cadence and style to pull it off.

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Aug 15, 2022:

Jschlatt makes me so sad because he clearly doesn't enjoy anything he does now a days and he seems to be a generally alright guy who thinks he can endure the content creator machine long enough to achieve a financial status he'll be happy with, but I imagine he'll destroy himself before he ever finds a stopping point.

Aug 14, 2022:

Thank you USAA


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Aug 10, 2022:

Citing rationalwiki for content is cheating, but... Crust Displacement.

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Aug 04, 2022:

I've gotten to the point that if I want to listen to something intolerable it has to be full on noise music https://youtu.be/ukZYP5Dy43E . I kinda miss the days when sewerslvt was somewhat offensive to me sonically. Even this is pretty easy listening to me at this point.

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Aug 02. 2022:

Please someone help me understand what's going on here:
There's no way this is just a blog of one person, right? It seems like they're communicating with... someone?

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Jun 13, 2022:

The part of the ruling that I take issue with isn't really important, but it is insane to me that our courts produce rulings which insinuate that it is a citizens job to know proper legal procedure and conduct when dealing with the police and not ... the police themselves.

Jun 12, 2022:


Jul 11, 2022:

Everything since July 1st has been posted in a discord server and I've been to lazy to update the blog, but here you go. It's been a good week content wise.

Jul 10, 2022:


Jul 09, 2022:

I find something incredibly funny about this page

Jul 08, 2022:


Does anyone here know rvb lore well? I'm going to have a stroke if I can't find someone to help me understand how the Blood Gulch Chronicles fit into the rest of the show canonically.

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Jun 12, 2022:

Went to the local dirt track races last night and got to see a car catch fire, a guy's brakes get so hot it looked like his wheels were glowing, and a fight between two drivers after a race.

Also does anyone read this?

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May 24, 2022:

First update in a long while, I know. College ramped up with finals and I kinda just neglected all of spacehey, but I'm slowly getting back into it. I got a 4.0 tho, so all worth it. This weeks news is that linux namespaces are cool because you can share system resources in separately networked environments, essentially meaning you have virtual machines for free.

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Apr 7, 2022:

I GOT A FUCKING COCK.LI ACCOUNT!


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Mar 30, 2022:

Hey so ya'll remember how I was talking about my birth certificate being sketch af?

My passport application is on hold until I get a certified copy of my birth certificate somehow.

Mar 29, 2022:

I spent most of my free time yesterday looking into private trackers and messing around with torrents
Look how fucked this shit is
The generally agreed upon method to get into a really good torrent tracker is to PASS AN INTERVIEW to get onto redacted.ch, a highly respected music tracker
Build a reputation for 6-8 MONTHS
And if all goes well you'll get allowed into the form on the redacted.ch website where people post invites to other private trackers
THEY HAVE A WEBSITE FOR PREPARING FOR THE INTERVIEW TO FUCKING PIRATE MUSIC

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Mar 18, 2022:

I think theories of the bicameral mind is moving to weekly until I have more free time.
Here's every thought I can remember having while on shrooms.

The general theme of my high was just a realization that I will never have enough time to do all the things I'd like to do, see the things I'd like to see, say the things I'd like to see. While that sounds like a very somber realization, I assure you I had a good time.

Also I discovered that I am cracked at tetris while coming down off shrooms.

Mar 11, 2022:

Apparently a lawsuit involving my favorite card game company is at least partly responsible for the founding of one of my top 3 non-profits.

Top 3 nonprofits are, in no particular order:
  • EFF
  • Wikimedia Foundation
  • Internet Archive

Mar 10, 2022:


Mar 9, 2022:


Also I didn't forget yesterday, I was working on a list of the variety of youtube vids that I was just watching on a given day (that day being yesterday) but I got surprise whiffed off to meet a friend's parents. Completed it today.

Mar 7, 2022:

https://www.docfizzix.com/ Imagine your job is just to make like middle school science fair projects lmao.

Making up for March 6th, here's a thought from me:
I think I'm going to stop shaving and just start pulling out my facial hairs with tweezers. I have no reason for doing this other than the fact that I watched a csgo clip video where a reaction cam was replaced by high speed footage of a dude doing exactly that, and I've been thinking about it for the past month.

Also if there is anyone who actually reads this regularly, sorry for the sparse content lately. I haven't had the time or energy to fall down any wacky rabbitholes lately.

Mar 4, 2022:

I really hate providing youtube videos, but I haven't stumbled upon anything interesting in a while, so youtube videos it is. Besides, if nothing else, these three are really funny.
Lockdowns Are Bad | Change My Mind (This one is the best so far.)

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Mar 2, 2022:

List of sketchy things about my birth certificate:
1. I have two copies, one which is a photocopy of the other surrounded with a decorative border and stamped with a certification.
2. The final field, 24c, "I certify that the personal information provided on this certificate is correct to the best of my knowledge and belief," has not been signed by anyone.
3. There are several fields which are blank on the original copy, but are filled in on the photocopy, such as field 9, "I certify that the child was born alive at the place and time and on the date stated."
4. Fields 24 a and b, which are releases of consent about social security stuff, are both filled out with x marks which are obviously just printed pre-marked.
5. Field 14, the registrar's signature, (which is only on the photocopy,) doesn't match the printed state registrar signature at the bottom of the document.

Mar 1, 2022:

Fuck you, I am genuinely subscribed to this channel.
Also, because I think videos are usually below par for bicameral mind material, you get two to make up for the difference.

Feb 28, 2022:

I go through my day pretty normal like, I'm a normal guy, I'm a swell guy, I'm a nice enough guy, I'm a cool kind of guy, I'm a pretty groovy guy...but then I get a little SUGAR in me and start to go KOO-KOO. Doesn't have to be much, this time it was two of 'em Fiber One brownies. Only 90 calories each but they do the job. Do you know what I'm sayin'? They get me goin', they get me riled up, a little KOO-KOO, a little WACKY, start gettin' me a little KOOKY, a little, y'know, LOOPY-- OOO. Hey, somebody get this kid in a padded cell! Someone get him a straitjacket! He's gettin' a little WACKY..ooo...a little KOOKY! He's off the walls, bananas, loco! You want me to stop. Isn't that wonderful? Well, let me just do what you say, because it's your little fairy tale

Feb 27, 2022:

Jason submitted this one for yesterday and I forgot to post it.

Feb 25, 2022:


Feb 24, 2022:

If the girl I like and I both have articles from nuke.fas.org bookmarked, does that make us compatible?

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Feb 21, 2022:

Google letting you browse the data of content delistings is really funny because it's basically a top ten list of places you can host content to fuck with rightsholders.

Feb 20, 2022:

Website and article have transphobic overtones, but I found the description of the intersections of gender law and therapy to be legitimately interesting.

Also, because I missed the 18th:
With epik as a registrar being so insecure, https://njal.la/ now looks like a very promising source of domain names.

Feb 19, 2022:


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Feb 16, 2022:

I know these videos are cringe, but I still really like em.

Feb 15, 2022:

This should have been yesterday's post, but I didn't remember, so you get it today.


Feb 14, 2022:


Also, because I missed yesterday, a short rant:
Seedboxing is sillily complicated. Why can't it be easy for me to cloud host illegal torrents on public trackers?

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Feb 11, 2022:

Spider legs are p neat.

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Feb 8, 2022:

How much porn based software do you think is in the vault?

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Feb 5, 2022:

In my moment of need (neglect), Chelan provides news.

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Jan 30, 2022:

I am a well adjusted member of society who will not destroy the private property of the largest for-profit genealogy company in the world.
I am a well adjusted member of society who will not destroy the private property of the largest for-profit genealogy company in the world.
I am a well adjusted member of society who will not destroy the private property of the largest for-profit genealogy company in the world.
I am a well adjusted member of society who will not destroy the private property of the largest for-profit genealogy company in the world.
I am a well adjusted member of society who will not destroy the private property of the largest for-profit genealogy company in the world.
I am a well adjusted member of society who will not destroy the private property of the largest for-profit genealogy company in the world.
I am a well adjusted member of society who will not destroy the private property of the largest for-profit genealogy company in the world.
I am a well adjusted member of society who will not destroy the private property of the largest for-profit genealogy company in the world.
I am a well adjusted member of society who will not destroy the private property of the largest for-profit genealogy company in the world.
I am a well adjusted member of society who will not destroy the private property of the largest for-profit genealogy company in the world.
I am a well adjusted member of society who will not destroy the private property of the largest for-profit genealogy company in the world.
I am a well adjusted member of society who will not destroy the private property of the largest for-profit genealogy company in the world.

Jan 29, 2022:


Jan 28, 2022:

Today's news is that I am seriously considering putting in the time necessary to switch to DWM.

Jan 27, 2022:

Sexy Cryptocurrency. (The youtube channel got deleted but it was just short videos of pure black with audio of someone just doing things around their house and titles like "cryptocurrency will bitcoin your dog.")

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Jan 23, 2022:

I've had a vague idea of what something awful is for years, so I clicked on this in my youtube recommendations. Holy Shit.

Also because I missed yesterday, 7 Examples of Proof that Giants Existed

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Jan 17, 2022:


A poem from Chelan,
"The U.N. explaining how it's not their fault that they spread cholera to organisms living in Titan's subsurface ocean."

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This website is the most majestic thing I have ever seen.

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Dec 31, 2021:

I've never been into war thunder, but you gotta love a community that leaks classified military documents to increase the accuracy of a video game.

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Dec 23, 2021:

Nothing on this planet looks better than a casio mq24 with a white face.
LOOK AT THAT WATCH.
If I wasn't in love with my f-91w, I'd have one of these.

Dec 22, 2021:


Dec 21, 2021:

I am not mentally equipped for social interaction
I swear to god It's so weird
I'm a generally extroverted person
But the slightest bit of like social tension and I die
I've been watching regular show again and twice today I've had to pause the show and go do something else because the slightest amount of tension builds up in the show and I feel like I'm going to vomit
I legit couldn't watch breaking bad for the same reason

Dec 20, 2021:

If the zombie apocalypse happened I think we should rebuild society at the 10th largest pyramid in the world.

Dec 19, 2021:

I hate discord so mcuh
They've rolled out a beta for account switching in client
So like they're endorsing you using multiple accounts
(Images excluded because they had personal info)
like hello?
You want users to make a new account to test your new multiple logins feature, but you also won't let them attach their phone to more than one account?
HUH

Dec 18, 2021:

I fucked around with custom email hosting and email clients to the point where I now have this beauty

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Dec 15, 2021:

Please I really need one of you to get into classic-vapor/slush wave/nuwrld so I have someone I can talk to about this stuff. The only friend I have ever had who was into that kinda music was the guy who introduced me to it and we don't talk anymore :(
Anyway I think I'm going to go through the process of deleting instagram today
Dropping the atom bombs was a mistake btw
I'm going to go through the process of nuking the connection between any of my online profiles and I think from now on every account I make is going to be a different regular show character.

Dec 14, 2021:

I found an open source, self hostable discord alternative https://revolt.chat/

Dec 13, 2021:

No matter how many times minecraft logs me out, I will not move my accounts to microsoft emails
I hate microsoft so much

Dec 12, 2021:


Dec 11, 2021:

We should all join the NUWRLD mixtape club

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Dec 07, 2021:

My post of today the seventh of December is me letting you all know I am very sorry for forgetting the 5th of November.

Dec 06, 2021:

I am going to kill Jason

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Dec 01, 2021:

Also here is approximately everything you need to home manufacture 3D printed firearms
https://www.deterrencedispensed.com/
https://thegatalog.com/
https://ctrlpew.com/the-complete-getting-started-guide/

Nov 30, 2021:

Only jason will find this interesting past being kinda funny to read about, but I present it for all of you to gawk at because I am running out of links

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Nov 28, 2021:

I've talked about this with a good few of you individually, but this is time cube https://web.archive.org/web/sitemap/timecube.com
the site changed alot over the years so archive.org allows you to see how it was at several points in time
The site owners changed after 2018 so the 2019+ years are just some scam

Nov 27, 2021:

Gmabmzlig'a xwab eia i abmiu kwlm ngq. Qb uqopb abqtt jm cvktiquml. Owwl oium bww.

Nov 26, 2021:

66V04-R45G0-8EW6W

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Nov 21, 2021:

Some mad lad figured out how to trick roblox's servers into accepting gifs for file uploads https://twitter.com/RBLXTradingNews/status/1462543649066127365

Nov 20, 2021:

https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210023-7.pdf
found this yesterday. It's a CIA doc from around when the mkultra and mkdelta stuff was going on. Lots of fun.


Nov 19, 2021:

http://realhistoryww.com/index.htm
so this one is a weird conspiracy theory that black people were the original British and Germans and that white people exiled them to Africa and then rewrote history to make it seem like that's just where they always were

Nov 18, 2021:

Found this the other day and I think it's really fucking funny. The paper opens with this fucking quote which really just screams that these researchers are taking the piss. It's an incredible read all around.
“You have trivialized our movement by your mundane analysis. May God have mercy on you” - Ayman al-Zawahiri

Nov 17, 2021:

https://nuke.fas.org/guide/china/Karber_UndergroundFacilities-Full_2011_reduced.pdf
Trying to read through this is so fucking hard. There is so much broken English that came from translating Chinese text. Anyway, be scared. The entire countryside of china is weaponized through a system of tunnels unlike any other military strategic project ever.

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I have no idea how I found this, I just opened google drive one day and this was in my "shared with me" folder.

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scientist_axolotl

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didnt know watching movies were haram...now Im gonna remove my eyes in order to not see any more films...


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in our class, behind us as people get back from break, "είσαι σίγουρος ότι δεν έχεις αυτισμό;"


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I am not sure.

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you and them both buddy

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how did i only JUST realise july 27 is gregor fuckin SAMSA


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Do you mean June?

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perhaps

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any day now.


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I'm working on it.

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work faster harder better did i mention faster like wow you are worse than that game of thrones writer (how does that work btw, cos didn't the book he was/is taking forever on end up being the last season of the show or something so like how does that work anyway point it) we need non-discord news with fawkes (but not fox news like the funny multi-million-dollar news company, no fawkes like the multi-dozen-dollar basement troll)



fawkes news, make them now you fat ungrateful sluggish sow reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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*point is

(how embarrassing)

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Jason be quiet

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21 days since last news with fawkes update,

21 days since i have felt true joy.

21 days since my eyes saw something great,

21 days since i was a happy boy.


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Bro you're in the discord. It has been zero days since you received Fawkes news.

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that's so true.

but this is a different experience. like streaming music vs listening to it on vinyl. i need my vinyl version of fawkes' news.

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i still don't know what the image on aug 16 is for.


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I am an enigma.

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well call me alan turing (and his fleet of computers (the human kind, not the mechanical kind (well also kinda the mechanical kind, but human computers dealt with mechanical still))) cos imma crack ya open bucko

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oh man if only i could turn into a cockroach one morning...(epic,fuck yeah)


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oh man if only i could read fresh fawkes news one morning (oh fuck, where

IS THE NEWS MR FAWKES WHERE DO YOU KEEP IT WHY DO YOU NOT SHARE IT WITH US YOU SELFISH MEANIE I SWEAR YOU ARE

THE MEANEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE FOR THIS AND THIS ALONE EVERYTHING ELSE I CAN TOLERATE BUT THIS MAKES ME

SAD DEPRESSED NOT A JOLLY FELLOW EVEN NEWS NEWS NEWS WE NEED THE NEWS MR FAWKES JUST GIVE GIVE GIVE IT TO US

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haha funny html make text go bluuuuuuuu (that's a play on brrrrrrrrr yes haha)

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I'm scared (where is our news fr??!?!??)

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DON'T BE SCARED JUST DEMAND DEMAND DEMAND

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The news will be here shortly.

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c?

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c the lack of recent fawkes news my crustacean fellow? does that make you as sad as it makes me?? yes??? well then, PESTER FAWKES FOR BETTER UPDATING SCHEDULE TODAY!!! tell him of how you wish you woke up each morning with a fresh cup of fish pellets, typed spacehey dot com, clicked on "news with fawkes" and saw fresh news for the past MORE THAN A MONTH!!! what KIND of NEWS ORGANIZATION IS THIS??? some guy just sharing neat articles??? UNACCEPTABLE DO BETTER FAWKES NEWS DO BETTER.




my fellow crustaceans. today is a troubling time for our nation. it has been a month and a week with no fawkes news. write to your local fawkes about your displeasure, tell them of your primal and natural desire for fawkes news. should democracy be alive, they will answer. with news. fresh news. give us news. yes news. please news. fawkes news. not fox news. i already did that bit. news, thank you and goodnight.

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my apologies, i thought you were a shrimp. i see now you are a squid. if you are not even a squid, double apologies, what the fuck are you. i am not a marine biologist.

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Yes.

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squid moment

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lem.iso

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shrigma brother


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The pacing of that video reminds me of Payday. Also, flashbacks to that but for the Nazis being spammed in a discord server


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scientist_axolotl

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PAPER PIG. CUTE.


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I found it on 4chan.

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I refuse to believe that there exists a single cryptocurrency owning individual that has bitches.


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John McAfee

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I retract my statement.

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yeah but he's dead so he doesn't count.



you know what else is DEAD??

THIS NEWS BLOG. MORE FAWKES NEWS NOW. PROVE US THIS IS NOT DEAD. RESURRECT IT. COWARD. YOU FEAR WHAT. WHAT DO YOU FEAR. NEWS NEWS NEWS WE NEED It NEWS NEWS NEWS WE DEMAND IT NEWS NEWS NEWS WE ARE BECOMING ILLITERATE FOR THERE IS NOTHING ELSE AS GOOD AS FAWKES NEWS TO READ SO WE OPT TO NOT READ AND THUS WE GO OUT OF PRACTICE AND SO EVENTUALLY FAWKES NEWS WILL BE UNREADABLE OH THE TRAVESTY I i mean WE NEED NEWS

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Jason you gotta wait till the news is ready. You know I've been attempting to get caught up.

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explain to me what DWM is using only the 4000 most common words in the english language


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https://www.worldclasslearning.com/english/4000-most-common-english-words.html
Dynamic Window Manager.

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Chelan

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Does this mean I have to start buying NFTs or I won't be racist anymore


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I don't know chelan. It is beyond my comprehension.

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i need to check this more often


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i do not understand much of the 0% link but it is based

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chelan I love you

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i love you too, singular person i speak to regularly on funny spacehey website

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This entire website is a psyop I designed to bring us together

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How do I know you're not a psyop designed to make me admit to my war crimes in the Arabian peninsula?

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We already know what you did. The statute of limitations, however, protects you.

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i miss terry rip terry


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rip terry indeed

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Dec. 29 is one of my favorite images


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Thank you chelan

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iason

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tried telling my girlfriend about girls und panzer because she was trying to find something new to watch... she claimed that "you and your friends are so strange..." i guess it isn't on her watchlist then :/


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Thank you.

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I know these types of terrorism is quite common nowadays but these matter should be held by Gulfport Personal Injury attorney. I hope the government will realize how much it is affecting the civilians.


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What the hell are you on about.

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