LIST OF THE SOCIAL MEDIAS THAT ARE GETTING BANNED + AN EXPLANATION!!

12/9/2025

9:52 P.M.

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So, In Australia (NOT AMERICA), teens underneath the age 16 are banned from the following social media platforms on December 10th of 2025:

• Facebook
• Instagram
• Snapchat
• TikTok
• Youtube
• X (Formerly Twitter)
• Reddit
• Twitch
• Threads
• Kick

"D-D-D3LILAH! they shouldn't do that to those poor kids! How are they gonna entertain theirselves without social media?!"

CRYSTAL SHUT UP AND LISTEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! 

(Not aimed towards anyone named crystal it was just the first name I thought of)

Me personally, I think the ban is actually helping the kids...!

First off: Those babies ain't gotta deal with cyberbullying OR the things yall fear the most...PED0PH1LES!!! 

Second of all, If you wan't to have the babies entertain themselves, buy em a barbie doll or something, even better yet, get those kids a trampoline, toss it outside, and they got a bunch of kids in the neighborhood BEGGING to get on the trampoline!

Im saying that from experience, I WAS that GOAT!!!

Or you could just take them to the park and let them play tag with the other kids too! SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE AGAIN!

And if you wanna take your kids to the park, teach them ways to protect theirselves or you could be a good parent and watch em like a hawk!

And if you even TRY to let your kid have a Twitch account, you gotta pay A FIFTY MILLION DOLLAR FINE! OVER SOME FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!

Mainly what I'm tryna say is: the Australian government kinda ate with this law I fear...!

Love you guys, have a safe night. And bye bye Australian kiddos, make sure to watch out for those fatass spiders.

~D3LILAH OUT!!!