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RANDOM QUESTIONS (shitposting)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"They were sitting in the corner of the cafeteria, as far away from where I sat as possible in the long room. They weren't talking, and they weren't eating, though they each had a tray of untouched food in front of them."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
I hit my blinds before I even extend my elbow all the way bro

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Some random French tv show I was watching to practice my French

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
6:41

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
8:21...

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Led Zeppelin's "How Many More Times"

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Entering my house after eating some food.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Looking through random internet shit

9. What are you wearing?
Creed shirt, jeans, no socks

10. Did you dream last night?
No

11. When did you last laugh?
At my own pun I made at the dinner table

12. What are on the walls where you are?
Fight Club poster, Grateful Dead tapestry

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Not really

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Not much to be honest

15. What is the last film you saw?
"Il a deja tes yeux"

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Lifetime supply of Monster Energy and move somewhere overseas

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I don't know what you know

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make everybody else significantly less annoying

19. Do you like to dance?
Depends who's asking

20. George Bush:
this survey is from when bush is president is this unc?? unc survey??

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Herpesma

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Toby, Cody, Elliot

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Absolutely

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Oh, it's you."


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HOW FUN ILL DO IT ALSO
1. no books near me unfortunately
2. theres a wall there
3. parental control from mtv vault. very entertaining.
4. uhhh 8:13?
5. 8:39
6. LEAKY WATER FAUCET and my fishtank lamp
7. I walked to the store yesterday to get flowers for my gf
8. a bunch of boring ass blog posts
9. pj pants and a haunted house hoodie and socks
10.yes but i dont remember it now
11. earlier today my gf made me laugh but i dont remember what she said
12. a bunch of posters of bands and silent hill, a few street signs and pics
13. saw a prehistoric man a couple days ago
14. i like this quiz a lot its keeping me from getting too bored
15. edward scissorhands !
16. get an apartment for me and my friends and pay for me and my brothers college
17. id rather be cold than hot
18. we would all mind our own damn business and make killing rapists super legal
19. no but i will if my beautiful gf asks me to
20. unc survey
21. id name her Arden
22. id name him Arden. its a nice name
23. yes but i doubt i could learn another language. maybe canada? (im from us)
24. "thanks for making killing rapists super legal, those things suck"


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