Stardew Valley Bachelor/ette Headcannons Pt. 2

LEAH

Leah's another pretty average bachelorette, around 5'6 like Emily. And I actually think they're around the same age too, 27. Her birthday is December 23rd. She does seem really sweet though, even if I haven't interacted with her much. She seems more independent and solitary too, prefers nature to people. I think she'd often to thinks like climbing trees and hiking, so she's actually really in shape; but her artistry also gives her a keen eye and steady hand. She's definitely bisexual, and uses she/they pronouns

MARU

Gahhhh I haven't interacted much with Maru either! I feel really bad, because she also seems very sweet. Kind of geeky, but in a good way. She's probably around 5'8, a little bit shorter than her dad. She to me is another one of the younger bachelorettes! Definitely around 21 or so, and I think that's why Demetrius is as protective over her as he is in the beginning. Her birthday is June 10th. She feels so pansexual to me!! Its definitely an experiment to her, and she decides that she likes all of it! Also uses she/her pronouns just for simplicity. She doesn't mind other pronouns either, it's just that she's been using she/her for her entire life.

PENNY

OH MY GOD ITS MY THIRD WIFE <3333 Penny owns my whole entire heart and soul, thxxx. Anyways, my lady gives short vibes to me. Like 4'11, and low-key mad about it. She has to use a foot stool to reach the sink, guys. She's also actually one of the older bacheloretts, around 28. Her birthday is October 2nd. She's very timid, but when you finally get her to open up she blooms like a flower. Very frail, doesn't get very much nutrients in her diet because of the lack of funds, but she will still work herself to the bone. She is definitely heteroflexible to me? Like men are 1000% her preference, but I think she had a really messy friendship/girl crush that ended in the worst fallout ever. Also uses she/her pronouns, cuz she's just a girl :p

SAM

Sam I feel like has the peak sleeper build? He looks a little pudgy, definitely sedentary, and then he stretches in a certain direction or flexes and you can see the muscle ripple underneath. I think he and Alex both work out, and occasionally their run schedules overlap so they run together. He's around 6'0, and I actually think he and his dad are around the same height. He wasn't when his dad left for combat, but that's another entire conversation. He's one of the youngest bachelors, coming in at a ripe 21 years old. His birthday is June 17th. He is a raging bisexual and it gets him into SO MANY problems. Also a he/him pronouns user but I feel like he gently dips his toes into she/her for a little while before quickly pulling them back out. Not ready for how nice that feels yet, the egg needs a little more time to boil before it cracks.

SEBASTIAN

Sebby!!! He's the only bachelor I've ever considered marrying, funny enough :] very antisocial, but I love that about him. Skinny and scrawny, drowns himself in baggy clothing for the aesthetic. Also he's chronically cold, I don't make the rules. Around 5'10, the same height as his mom. And he's actually older than Sam and Abbie by a year, he's 22. His birthday is January 10th. He's uranic; not necessarily attracted to men, but to masculinity in general. And also seems like a neopronouns user to me... I dub him he/it/em as a treat.

SHANE

Shane gives me a looooot of feelings guys. Growing up with an alcoholic parent does crazy shit to your brain, and I really worry for Jas. That being said, I think he's an okayish dude trying to be good. It's hard. I don't know. This is definitely worth a separate post. Anyways, he's probably 5'11, with a beer belly. And Yoba, with how loud his back cracks every time he gets off the JojaMart floor? He seems older, but he's only 38. His birthday is April 20th, ehehe. And he's definitely also heteroflexible, in the way that straight men like to make lots of funny haha jokes about screwing each other. Except they haunt him at night, and when he sits alone for too long. Uses he/him, will furrow his eyebrows at you when you ask him what pronouns are.