PIKMIN

I would give ANYTHING absolutely ANYTHING for pikmin to be real. It's all I think about some days...

My beautiful warriors running around making funny noises as I command them to do various tasks for me. We could take over the whole world if we wanted to. Just me and them. They'd respect me as a leader, obviously, since I am very in tune with their people and culture. I would be an honorary pikmin to them. 

We'd start off simple. I'd command them to build me small structures in the woods, the way I used to when I was a kid. In a few weeks we'd have a village of little stick huts and moss holes. After that, we'd hit the town. Shoplifting, fires, slashing tires. Whatever their hearts desired. It's important to allow them to let off some steam once in a while. After that, we'd have to go on the run. 

We'd travel all the way up north. It'd take us months. Hiding in the cab of trucks and begging for rides, burning through my cash savings until we're trekking through the forest. The sun is out but the air is cold. The snow is melting so the creeks are fat with water. I'd pull off my boots and dip my feet in while the pikmin laid on the cool ground. 

It's all I need in the world.

That and a brown eyed hottie that'll let me marry her but I try to be realistic with my daydreams.