Survey yoinked from Ryan

1. Last beverage: Water

2. Last phone call: Outside of work? An ex-friend found my number while transferring data to new phone, didn't realize it was me, and called to see who it was. Nice conversation, but people pass out of your life for a reason.

3. Last song you listened to:
  We're In This Together - Nine Inch Nails

4. Last time you cried:
 Last week

5.  Have you dated someone twice:
 Yes, and I don't recommend it.


6. Have you ever been cheated on:
 By almost everyone I've dated

7. Kissed someone & regretted it:
 Absolutely

8. Have you lost someone special:
 Yes


9. What are your three favorite colors:
 Black, purple, pink

10. Met someone who changed you in the past month:
 I don't meet people. We're in a pandemic.


11. Kissed anyone on your friends list:
 I don't actually know anyone on my friend's list IRL

12. How many kids do you want:
 Zero of my own. My stepson is plenty.

13. Do you want any pets:
 Love cats, but hubby and stepson are both allergic. We might get a bird.

14. Do you want to change your name:
 I think I want to hyphenate. We've been married since August, but the pandemic has been really raging so we didn't leave the house to change my name


15. What did you do for your last birthday: We stayed in and cooked Creole food 


16. What time did you wake up today:
 6 am

17. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
 Getting vaccinated so I can go function somewhat (still masked - set that good example and fight the variants, folks!)

18. Last time you saw your mother:
 Over a year ago

19. Most visited webpage:
 My work CRM


20. Nicknames:
 Elsie


21. Relationship status:
 Married


22. Zodiac sign:
 Capricorn

23. Male or female:
 Yes please. And everyone in between.

24. Height:
 5’2

25. Do you have a crush on someone:
 My husband, which works out great

26. Piercings:
 Just my boring one piercing in the lobes, but want a few more in my ears and MAYBE nose

27. Tattoos:
 None, want one. A phoenix tattoo to cover some self-harm scars.

28. Strong or Weak:
 Depends on the day.

FIRSTS

29. First surgery:
 Bilateral salpingectomy in 2019

30. First best friend:
 Jenny. We're still friends


31. First sport you joined:
 Softball

32. First vacation:
 Either Chicago or Niagara Falls. I was too young to remember it.

33. First school:
 Petersburg Elementary


34. First pair of trainers:
 No idea

 WHICH IS BETTER


35. Lips or eyes:
 Eyes but lips are also nice

36. Hugs or kisses:
 Yes

37. Shorter or taller:
 Shorter

38. Older or younger:
 Older. Tried younger, never again.

39. Romantic or spontaneous:
 Yes

40. Sensitive or loud:
 Sensitive

41. Hook-up or relationship: 
Relationship

42. Shy or outgoing:
 Outgoing

HAVE YOU EVER


43. Kissed a stranger:
 Yes

44. Gotten a speeding ticket:
 Yes

45. Lost glasses/contacts:
 Yes

46. Sex on first date:
 Yes

47. Broken someone's heart:
 Yes

48. Been arrested: No

49. Have you turned someone down: Yes

51. Moved out of town:
 Yes - to Evansville, then Indianapolis, and now Champaign


BELIEVE IN


52. Miracles:
 On rare occasion, but we usually have to make our own

53. Love at first sight: No. I have a story about that - it ended badly. I have experienced realizing, the moment you meet someone, that they will be significant in your life.

54. Heaven: I believe heaven or hell is what we make it.

55. Santa Claus: No

56. Kiss on the first date: Yep


57. Angels: I don't know


58. Yourself: Sometimes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: No

60. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?: Yes


61. Ever cheated on somebody: Emotionally, yes

62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: I'm not sure I would. Seems like if I hit the right part of the 70s or 80s, adulting wouldn't have been so damn hard


63. Are you afraid of falling in love:
 No

64. Was your last relationship a mistake? LOL my first instinct is to say yes, but it forced me to level-up in a way that I really needed to.

65. Do you miss your last relationship? I miss having that much fun during the fun parts, but mostly it was awful, so no.


66. Who did you last say “i love you” to? My husband


67. Have you ever been depressed? Almost always

68. Are you insecure?: Probably, but not nearly like I used to be


69. How do you want to die? Without noticing

70. Do you bite your nails? I used to. For my entire life until I was 34, then I finally managed to quit

71. When was your last physical fight? Haven't really had one. There were some occasional one-off swats, shoves, a kick to the stomach, and things thrown in one abusive relationship, though.

72. Do you have an attitude? Probably

73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
 Twirl 


74. Do you tan a lot?
 Nope, I burn when I even think about trying to catch a tan

75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?: Yes, but not for a long time

76. Ever made out in a bathroom?
 Many times

77. Would you take any of your exes back? Would have done for one, if he ever got his shit together. 

78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? Yes, to do everything I could to convince Past Me to stop wasting time and money on deadbeat guys

79. What are your plans for this weekend? Exercise, make a chocolate torte, watch TV

80. Do you type fast? Quite

81. Can you spell well? Yes

82: What are you craving right now? Nothing. The Wellbutrin took away a lot of my hunger and enjoyment of food.

83. Have you ever been on a horse? Many times

84. Would you live with someone without marrying them? I did. 

85. What’s irritating you right now? My fatigue and shitty mental health state

86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts? Yes


87. Does somebody love you? He better

88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car? Yes, but more often in a school bus. I was in colorguard, so every weekend in the fall in high school before and after marching band contests

89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate? Yes

90. Do you have trust issues? Yes

91. Longest relationship? 5 years

92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you? I hope he does occasionally with guilt and regret that he was so shitty to someone who was good to him

93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs? Yes

94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason? No

95. Did you have dream last night? No

96. Have you ever been out of state? Yes

97. Do you play the Wii? Not for a while

98. Do you like Chinese food? Who the hell doesn't?

99. Are you afraid of the dark? No, I need basically total darkness to sleep

100. Is cheating ever okay? Non-monogamy is if everyone knows about it and consents, but not cheating


101. What year has been your best? Weirdly, 2020. It was also one of the worst, but I got the job of my dreams, got married, and paid off my student debt in full. I haven't been this free of economic struggle since I was still a kid.

102. Do you believe in true love? Yes

103. Favorite weather? Early fall, when the days are still warm, but the leaves are starting to turn and you can feel the crisp in the air at morning and twilight

104. Do you like the snow? No


105. Do you like the outside? Yes


106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? I don't really have an opinion on it. I do call my husband that, though

107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? Only half an hour? Psh, amateur.

108. What makes you happy? Honestly, not much right now.


109. Ever been to Alaska?No, but I would in the summer

110. Ever been to Hawaii? Not yet. I've heard the hiking on the Big Island is good, though.

111. Do you watch the news? Daily. I often wish I didn't. Hubs insists on it


112. Do you love MTV? I did when I was 15


113. Do you like subway? The train, or the sandwich?

114 Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? Nope

115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Nothing, I'm happily married

116. Why did you decide to do this quiz?
 Nostalgia


117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them? Hasn't everyone?

118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? Yes, several

119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? Husband

120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Husband

121. Ever bought condoms? Yes

122. Ever gotten pregnant? Just foodbabies

123. Have you ever slipped on ice? Yes


124 Have you ever missed the bus? Yes


125. Have you left the house without money? Yes

126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes? Just socially. Some Djarums, one menthol, never liked it all that much.

127. Have you ever smoked a cigar? No

128. Did you ever drink alcohol? Okay, a 14 year old wrote this survey, right? I'm 36 and chronically depressed. I've probably drank enough to float a yacht in.

129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”?
 Yes

130. Have you ever been overweight? Very. My highest weight was 182. I'm currently at 139, which is still 5 lbs above a healthy weight for my height.

131. Ever been to a wedding? LOL I am married

132. Ever been in a wedding? See above

133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight? I am an adult with an office job.

134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight? All the time in this godforsaken pandemic when there's so little else to do


135. Ever kissed in the rain?
 Yes 

136. Did you ever shower with someone else? Yes, not a big fan

137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test? No

138. Ever been outside your home country? No

139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? Yes, have driven or been a passenger in drives to New Orleans, New York, Daytona, Dallas, and Houston.

 140. Ever been to a professional sports game? Yes. Hockey's the most fun one I've seen.

141. Have you ever broken a bone? My arm and 5th metatarsal

142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life? Yes. Miss Photogenic in a pageant, a beer stein for winning a chicken dance contest, several awards in school, and Fishnet Queen at a Rocky Horror showing.

143. Ever get engaged?
 Three times


144. Have you ever been on a diet? Several

145. Have you ever been on TV? Yes, a few times

146. Ever ridden in a taxi? Yes

147. Ever been to prom? Three times

148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more? Yes

149 Have you ever been to a concert? Many

150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work? Yes

151. Have you ever been in a car accident? A few

152. Ever had braces? No, but I need to

153. Did you ever learn another language? Latin in college, and sometimes I try to learn Spanish


154. Do you wear make-up? Sometimes

155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out? No, but I really need to

156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself? Yes

157. Ever dyed your hair? Often, since it's going prematurely gray

158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes? Yes


159. Ever ridden in an ambulance? Yep, do not recommend


No.
161. Ever caught the stove on fire? No

162. Ever meet someone famous? Not any A-listers, but several Christian-music celebrities, and Dr. Drew

163. Ever been on an airplane? Many times

164. Ever been on a boat? Yes

165. Ever broken something expensive? Yes

166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14? Just in games


167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground? No