did an autopsy on a pickle in forensics today ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

It was really fun !! I wasn't able to take a photo of the guy before we did this but, his autopsy report we made says he had blood pooling on his back, 1 cm deep stab/bullet wound + another 2.5 cm deep stab/bullet wound

We tested the "blood" and it had a ph of ~5 so he had a positive result for mecadamine (roleplay drug) (I think)

the manner was homicide and the cause was being shot twice

we blood eagled him, cut off his brain, and replaced his eyes with the bullets we found inside him

rip pickle guy