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what if they medicate the whimsy outta my dad bruh

come on, my dads whimsy arc JUST started like in August. Let the man do his mushrooms!!!! He was cooking I swear!!!! "hey so I'm mad at your dad he totally betrayed me and I just found his horde of mushrooms" -My aunt on the phone.     HEY SO, please don't throw away his horde!!! He spent money on those!!! They prolly weren't cheap, ionno but I do know this... DONT WASTE THEM!? Throwing them out??? I'm unemployed, I could sell them and make some cash! Please Traci!!! 

How could you send him there? So what he thinks the free masons are after him, THEY PROBABLY ARE! I mean yeah, I guess maybe the guy should do some more sleeping. I don't know how I didn't see this coming. He told me that he didn't need to sleep or eat anymore because that's what happened when you get that enlightned and I was just like    lol okay    thinking AH! So THATS why I barely eat! I was destined to be enlightened! Or was I destined for a lobotomy. 

I know lobotomies are illegal... but what if the masons get in there and they're like HA! WE GOT HIM! LOBOTOMIZE THIS BITCH! and they just shove needles into my fathers face and scramble his pre-frontal cortex!?!?! What if the doctors don't know he has all this metal replacing his vertebrae and they go "Hey guys this one DEF need to be put in the electric chair" AND THEY EUTHANIZE HIM BY ACCIDENT!? I hope they have good beds in there with comfy things because he has back issues! And if he's sleeping on some shitty ass mattress for too long his back just gives up! UGGGHHHHHH! get him out!

He's not depressed, he's just SO happy people think he's intoxicated ALL the time. he's not! I mean, the cart doesn't count! Justice for my father! Justice I say! Dare a man notice too hard and they euthanize him! Oh how tragic, he engages in philosophical thought that challenges everything we've been taught was real! On the brink of insanity or the brink of ascending? WE'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU LOCK HIM AWAY!!!

oh, and when I call the damn place to try and speak to my very own father. Yknow, they guy that carried my soul around in his dumbass nuts for the first 26 years of his life? they're like "yeah basically we cant confirm he's here with us." What are you good for. What kind of confidentiality is that? Like we don't have to keep everything a secret hoe. You can um, atleast let me know if he's there. I know he's there. Because you said its secret information. You didn't expect me to come calling you did ya. I just want to say UH HEYY??? WHAT HAPPENED TO KEEPING QUIET!? He was so afraid I would go trying to convince everyone of this new reality and end up exactly where he is. I just want to say HEY FATHER! HAVE YOU BEEN LOBOTOMIZED!? WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU? DO THEY INJECT YOU WITH THINGS? HAVE THEY ATTEMPTED TO MEDICATE YOU? Trust me, the last thing he needs is medication. Probably. I don't know, I'm just his idiot kid. I really don't think he needs more meds though he already takes gabapentin and self medicates with weed. We don't need to throw gas on the fire Lowkey. Hopefully they are just feeding him and making him sleep. 

I DONT WANT THEM TO DE-WHIMSY MY FATHER! WHATEVER KIND OF EPISODE THIS WAS, HES NEVER ENJOYED LIFE MORE THAN THIS, AND NEITHER HAVE I. Fuck ass world we live in


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