so is this spacehey-ing? am i doing it?

umm hello? hello hello? um, i wanted to record a message for you - to help you get settled in on your first night. i actually worked in that office before you - im finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact...

okok sorry i had to 

anyways how does everything here work? my 20 y.o. self is very overwhelmed rn