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Yoinked from Lily

1. First thing you wash in the shower? Hair

2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? Alcohol. Hate coffee.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? I'd better, considering he's my husband

4. Do you plan outfits? Depends on my mental health state. Usually.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Like going back to bed

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? Shirt on my husband's side of the closet

7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body? Be horrified but slightly jealous? 😂

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? It was bad. Witnessing a child die in a carnival ride accident.

9. Three of your current feelings? Bored, annoyed, cautiously hopeful

10. What are you craving right now? Human interaction

11. Turn ons? Empathy, kind eyes, intelligence

12. Turn offs? Treating service staff poorly, smarm

13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Slaw

14. When was the last time you cried? Why? Yesterday. Something something Rapunzel in a tower for a frikking year.

15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be? The Wasp

16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize? No

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Lick

18. Favorite movie ever? The Princess Bride is without question the best. My actual favorite varies.

19. Do you like yourself? Occasionally

20. Have you ever met a celebrity? Just minor ones. Mostly Christian musicians at Cornerstone Festival, which was aaaaaages ago.

21. Could you handle being in the military? Definitely no.

22. What are you listening to right now? Silence. And it's kinda nice.

23. How many countries have you visited? None. Could never afford to before last year, and then... *laughs ironically*

24. Are your parents strict? Mom was a helicopter parent; dad was the exact opposite

25. Would you go sky diving? I don't know anymore. I used to want to, really badly. But I also didn't care nearly as much if I died. Now, I have things to live for.

26. Would you go out to eat with a stranger? Not right NOW, but maybe in a few more years.

27. Whats on your mind right now? How lonely I am

28. Is there anything you want to say to someone? The bar is SO LOW. It isn't even to be nice. It's just to not actively be a dick to people, and yet that's too difficult apparently?

29. Have you ever been in a castle? Yes

30. Do you rent movies often? No

31. Whats your zodiac sign? Capricorn

32. When was the last time you had sex? Monday

33. Name five facts about yourself. 1. I used to be more fun. 2. I think living on minimum wage in a service job for at least six months should be mandatory before being a legislator. 3. I hate cheesecake. 4. I have a shy bladder, but I'm an unapologetic office pooper. 5. I still regret never trying for some kind of musical career

34. Ever had a near death experience? Several

35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny? Not really

36. Brown or white eggs? Brown

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? I don't think I do anymore.

38. Ever been on a train? Yes

39. Ever been in love? Yes

40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it? Of course

41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with? I wouldn't. Unless I could bring my husband worth me. 

42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it? No

43. Whom do you admire and why? Anyone who confronts their own wrongdoings and character failings honestly to do better moving forward. Apparently that's a rare thing.

44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child? The Monster at the End of This Book

45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do? Am I supposed to say run into the burning building? Because probably not that.

46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you? No

47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol? Trying to watch Dr. Strange during my first and only time trying edibles. LMAOOOOOOOO

48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol? Probably when I had a Big Sad and tried to drown it in tequila. Sickest I've ever been.

50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it? I'd check it for identification of its owner and try to get it returned to them.

51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them? Duh, of course. What a monstrous question.

52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger? Hell no

53. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 18

54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires? Ghosts maybe 

55. If you could live forever, would you want to? No

56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are? Physically, Marion from Indiana Jones. Personality wise, Andy from The Devil Wears Prada on a good mental health day. Lydia from Beetlejuice on a bad mental health day.

57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit? Probably the 80s

58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it? No

59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it? No

60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to? I'd choose to not have a child.

61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy? Yes.