Buff guy terrarium//Knightfights

I’m short like extremely short and I’m Way Past growth spurt age. Idk if I even had one. I am 5 Feet Even. 5. 5 feet. I go to the fancy hotels with the really high front desks and I have to stand on my tippy toes to get my shoulders in view.

Solution? Not platform shoes. I’m gonna make bodybuilding my entire personality. As opposed to fitness, I’m not going to start eating kale or whatever green shit, I’m poor. I’m going to go to the gym every single day and work the fuck out until my sheer muscularness distracts from the fact that I’m the height of an elementary schooler.

On the topic of Buff Guy Terrarium, I’m interested in knights. And I’ve seen booktok girls call hockey stadiums the Boy Aquarium. So I’ve coined this term for myself. Now, watching guys encircled by a wooden ring, head to toe covered in armor, shoving and hacking at eachother with axes and swords? Those guys must have put some work in. I aspire to be that knight fully covered in armor, wrestling with another knight fully covered in armor. Preferably for the enjoyment of fujoshis, but who knows.

So, I must get absolutely jacked. In the name of gender euphoria. That’s all.