Stormbringer Cookie headcanons that was posted awhile back

Stormbringer has a knack of calling the deities kid.

She enjoys fireworks every once in awhile (when there are fireworks going out near the area she is above then she’ll take a little a peak to see them)

Stormbringer trains wind deity, rain deity, and cloud deity almost every day (the way she trains varys from each of them to help them control the power they have)

Okay uh this one I got the idea from one of the twitter post I saw :3

If judging the fact Stormbringer’s is the oldest out of all the guardians possibly older than moonlight (I’m taking this with a grain of salt but yeah she is probably the oldest out of them all if we include moonlight)

Okay so since sea fairy and Stormbringer interact with each other. That means they have probably met each other. I liked to think that one day that the sky was covered with clouds because the were moving of course in which made sea fairy confused due to the sky mainly being clear before the sky god herself came down from the clouds to chill (or to test her skills :3) and spotted sea fairy looking down below.

(This was horribly written but I need something to write :])

Stormbringer is aware of most of the legendaries (mainly sugar swan, millennial tree, timekeeper, pitaya, ananas, lotus, lychee, longan, and dark enchantress) during her time watching the land-dwelling cookie.

(She knowns and is aware of the other guardians, but doesn’t really care to talk to them)

Maybe some more sillier headcanons:

She would be a PRO at uno (and absolutely knows how to start a whole war with one flick of a card)

When I said Stormbringer would be a PRO at uno she is.

Like literally

She knows who to play the game very well and absolutely knows how to start chaos with it

Like how uno can break friendship temporarily. Stormbringer exploits it to the max

Her main targets will be the other guardians and the dragons in the process of that

She mainly hangs out with sea fairy to hear what cool stories she has for her and sometimes for plain fun.

This is the most random headcanon but

When Stormbringer says “oh boys!” (Yes this is a reference to mafioso and to that one video) and her gang appears in front, beside, or behind her, ready to attack.

Okay uhhhhhh

So the heaven splitter would weigh a ton and difficult to lift up if Its a land-dwelling cookie who’s trying to take it

But like a dragon can somewhat lift it up or eat it (looking at the black and white dragon…../silly)

Maybe even some of the strongest cookies can possibly lift it

Hell even dark cacao.

Now if we think that the heaven splitter weighs a ton then Stormbringer is very much strong :]

I have some headcanons for the others so I might post it on day

Also completely irrelevant headcanon Stormbringer

Timekeeper would be curious about sonic’s speed and would watch the shows and play the games to calculate the blue hedgehog’s speed and see if she can beat that (since she is the fastest cookie in the crob and crk when she comes out (correct me if I’m wrong)

If it isnt for calculating sonic’s speed then it’s for the lore of the game/shows

She specifically likes shadow’s story the most out of them all