Carving Some Jack O'Lanterns With A Talking Corpse

It's Spooky Season, and we're back on the clock. It's time for one of my favorite Autumn activities, so let's start carving these gourds. I’m going to carve up this Jack O’Lantern and spend close to an hour talking about the Monroeville Mall controversy and the fond memories and great friends I made there over the years.Walmart sucks. Happy Halloween! I don’t know how authentic these stories are or where the ones who told me really got them from (they claim they were all true) but we’re going to have some Halloween fun as I tell some scary stories and carve a Jack O’Lantern. Let’s make this a quick one just for the Hell of it. How's this for a fast moving zombie? Happy Halloween!