new contender 4 my BESTEST DAY EVER

HEHEHEHEHEE GUESS WHO GOT 2 SEE HIZ GIRLFRIEND AGAIN ........ AAAAAAND HIZ BOYFRIEND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok tha ORIGINAL plan . waz we go 2 tha city . but thiz did nawt end up working out (krilling mykelp) so instead my girlfriend (seraphim) met me n our boyfriend (aish) at a station much closer 2 us, and we walked 2 downtown area . which my dad  waz much more chilltastic with . i waz tha only one without a physical leg disability so i ended up carrying most of tha everythang which waz a Terrible idea cuz neow i hav tha giftz seraphim and aish exchanged 4 each otha . so imma hav 2 mail thoze 2 them both or sum cuz Oopz !

but it waz gr8 !!! we exhanged tha giftz n shtuff first, seraphim brought thiz fuckass banana pudding . liek cum-in-ur-pantz good kinda banana puddinf it waz Insane, and mine waz pumpkin spice flavored (which pumpkin spice (tha hare plushie) waz Nawt a fan of . she doeznt liek sharing her being with tha Edible) n it waz real real good . aaand she got me a collar ..... and itz really comfy €:

she ALSO gave me a BUNCH of printz of her art, a fuzzy blue bag thatz also a guy, plus a buncha trinketz . and aish got me CANDY CORN EARINGZZZZZ !!!!!!!!!!!! i gave seraphim an art i made of her a bit of a bit back, an earing, aaaand uuuh wat wazz it O A RAINBOW SLUG THANG !!! i promised agez back id give aish a kirby amiibo i had n i finally made good on rhat €: so basickally i love rhem very mcuh and holy shit theyre too good 4 me

after we gift exchanged we started walking 2 town, we found a pizza place on tha way there that aish swore by, so we sat down 2 eatsez !!!!!! it waz real yummy . i got a pepperoni slice while aish and seraphim split a penne alla vodka . i tried 2 steal a noodle and got my divine punishment in tha form of scalding the roof of my mouth but thaz ok cuz tha pizza waz Really good . casper lieked it too !!!!!

after that we finally made it 2 town, and then tha park ,,,,,,,,,,, only 2 find out there waz an Event going on . nawt az chill az we were hoping + there were pigz there . inhospitable environmental for autistic transgenderz who hav been wanting 2 beat each other up sexualstyle 4 tha last few monthz So Badly . it waz chill 4 a while, we called seraphimz older sister and it waz nice, but aish got really overwhelmed and seraphim waz in pain so we had 2 find a diff place 2 hang out . we were lost, aimless, tragic .....

WE FOUND A CAT CAFE !!!!!!!! and holy shit im way too uzed 2 cookie . cuz i scooped one of tha baby catz expecting that id hav 2 liek . uze a muslce . but that thang weighed Nothang . i forgor that kittenz r liek made of air and spite of life . kool stuff, one of tha employeez waz jus torrenting gamecube gamez 2 emulate on a playstation (couldnt figure out which one im nawt a playstation guy u kno me sorry) so i got 2 infodump a bit abt tha original animal crossing !!!!!

slightly less kool but also real funny kinda, me and seraphim got microagressed by a toddler !!!!!!! thiz little girl abt liek, im gonna say 8-11, waz liek . "no offense but you two sound like your voices should be switched" and me and seraphim were giving eachotha pointed almost pained smilez . so i said "yea that happenz" and  quickly directed everyponyz attention towardz sum catz b4 that could go further . crazy tho

then aish had 2 go early cuz hiz dad suckz and iz worthy of death  :€ i didnt get 2 do goodbye proper either cuz that ADORABLE BABT CAT U SEE IN MY LAP HOLY SHIT it wouldnt get up lolz but oh my gawd it waz so cute all tha catz were it made me so happy 2 b there with my favorite peoplez and i sobbed so so so hard abr it . so after rha cat waz scooted off my lap by tha EVIL and CRUEL seraphim (i love her) (i literally told her 2 do it)  (she felt so bad) we skadoodled out of there, got seraphim anotha yummy, and started our walk back 2 tha train station . on tha way there, seraphim pinned me against a wall, i pulled her hair (again) (we were borh having a lot of fun w that), we found a wallgreenz 2 piss in but they Didnt Have Toilet Paper ?????? and i went ooughghg owwie a bunch cuz i waz still carrying everything . yet, i wouldnt change a single thing about how yesterday went . i got a beautiful picture of seraphim out of that melancholic walk back .

thankz 4 reading ! i love you .