Getting all of my friends into a poly part 1

Yes, you read that right. Before you get the wrong idea, i'm trying to date them platonically and most of the time i say this as a joke (it's half joke)

Hello there, i'm your not so local nonbinary aorace and way to loving anyway teen! Not my fault if everyone of them is so cool and hot...

people in my friend group: (no, these are not their real names)

Toaster(my poly friend); Sandwich(Toaster bf); Cat(might be poly??); Jesus(hot mama of the group); Babybel(Jesus boyfriend); Simp(the tired wine aunt of the group); Diva(aestetic aroace nonbinary twin); and lastly, Borzoi(my partner, who somehow doesn't mind me wanting to date the others).

Firstly i would like to mention that EVERYONE (except Diva) is in a relationship...

So  while ago, Taoster mentionned being poly, which i immediatly responded that i am too! since then we kept on flirting even though both of us alredy have very awkward partners (somehow, they don't mind it, probably already used to the ammont of jokes and chaos in our group usually). I also have this habbit of lways asking who wants to be in a poly with the whole group (which obviously the answer is always no from everyone but Toaster) but Cat always answer by "no, my partner doesn't want to share"... DUDE DOES THAT MEAN YOU WOULD WANT IT TO HAPPEN WAH??? 

So i already have two people interested (more or less) in being part of this dumb joke i keep making.

The other people of the group are more closed to the idea of open relashionships, especially Babybel who refuse to share Jesus, even if the entire group keep trying to "steal her from him". Poor guy, he's used to it by now XD. There is also Simp, who doesn't mind all my flirts but just refuse to quit her boyfriend just to get with me (the obviously way better option/j)

Speaking of stealing, Sandwich, this poor boy, has to witness me trying to date Toaster all the time. Kisses on her cheek, long hugs, headpat, leaning on them or they lean on me, really this guy has seen it all. I can say the same for Borzoi, my bf who watch me flirt with everyone only to bite his arm ten second later (it's a way i show love i swear!!!!) Of course, i'm not a monster and i'm usually including both of them in what i do. Borzoi get all the love i can manifest and Sandwich also get forehead kisses and hugs. Of course i never cross anyone's boundary.  

so this is all for now if the situation ever cnages i might make a part two

no this is not fiction i'm writing this is very real.

i do NOT know if Toaster say that we are dalready dating is a joke or not... This is a chance i'm willing to take!!