I cant stop farting omg

Ive been sick for like 4 days now and ive had enough my nose is just messing with me at this point and my head feels like someone keeps throwing bricks at my cranium if i find the person that got me sick i will shove my foot so far up their intestine exit that it comes out of their mouth and im so dang gassy i need to see a doctor like immediately but since i live in the worst country ever where a doctors visits cost is a leg and an arm i cannot so im just having a great time at home eating steak with my hands bc the dishes are dirty and i will get yelled at if i inform anyone that but im planning on moving out soon anyways idc if i have to sleep on the counter of my apartment if i get one i just wanna leave and then start a family from scratch if anyone wanna be my cousin or sibling lmk ill make a family gc for anyone who hates their family and well build one together anyways what are yall up to