another surveyina bc why not?

another survey....why not?

last beverage: water

last phone call: i called my mum to ask if she was waiting for me outside

last song you listened to: blue monday - new order

last time you cried: i cry at everything. yesterday i cried watching brokeback mountain

have you dated someone twice: no but i wouldn't be opposed if that's what you're getting at

have you ever been cheated on: not really

kissed someone & regretted it: my first kiss was pseudo-flatcest (a neighbour) and i was so drunk it wasn't even funny

have you lost someone special: my grandma died a few years ago but i've been very lucky to not lose anybody else

what are your three favourite colours: pink, green, blue

met someone who changed you in the past month: no it's been pretty dire

kissed anyone on your friends list: on spacehey no...on twitter no...on instagram far too many

how many kids do you want: two or three, mostly because i'm terrified i'll go 3 for 3 with boys and i might be outnumbered

do you want any pets: my mum keeps talking about getting a dog (we already have a cat ヽ(o＾▽＾o)ノ). i think mini schnauzers are soooo cute actually

do you want to change your name: that's what nicknames are for

what did you do for your last birthday: had carrot cake and salmon cream cheese bagel (my fav food)

what time did you wake up today: ...it's better if you don't know

name something you CANNOT wait for: going to spain!＼(＾▽＾)／

last time you saw your mother: today, about 5hrs ago

most visited webpage: probably twitter...

nicknames: jo, jojo, jowina, josie...josephine is a good name for nicknames

relationship status: single </3

zodiac sign: cancer

male or female: female!

height: 162cm

do you have a crush on someone: crushes are a bit childish but there are certain ppl i know that i definitely wouldn't kick out of bed...

piercings: eyebrow + one stud in each ear

tattoos: i wish...

strong or weak: i used to be freakishly strong as a child (knocked my sister's door out of its frame during an argument over the big bang theory...i was like 7) but now i'm not rlly that strong at all so i want to get into weighlifting actually! 

FIRSTS

first surgery: never had one!

first best friend: L, M, probably a few others 

first sport you joined: football (according to my mum it's because i liked looking at the older boys...eye roll)

first vacation: probably to ireland to visit my grandparents when i was a baby

first school: standard british non-denominational primary school (we still sang hymns though)

first pair of trainers: how am i supposed to remember...OTZ.

WHICH IS BETTER

lips or eyes: eyes definitely...but a good pair of lips is nice too!

hugs or kisses: kisses, they're much simpler

shorter or taller: taller...unless you're a really cute 5 foot nothing brunette.

older or younger: older. i'll probably date within 3yrs of my age but i do prefer older 

romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous

sensitive or loud: sensitive, loud ppl are so irritating...

hook-up or relationship: hook-up if you're hot, relationship if you're hot AND nice

shy or outgoing: outgoing! opposites attract...though by outgoing i mean confident and straight-talking (AKA not a shrinking violet).

HAVE YOU EVER

kissed a stranger: as in i didn't know their name? ...no, but i've kissed people i met very shortly beforehand.

gotten a speeding ticket: no!

lost glasses/contacts: i break my glasses all the time, nail glue has saved me sooo often

sex on first date: no, let's wait until the 3rd...

broken someone's heart: yes but you can't think about it forever

been arrested: nope

have you turned someone down: more than once

fallen for a friend: way too many times

moved out of town: yes!

BELIEVE IN

miracles: not specifically MIRACLES, but things happen all the time that are miraculous

love at first sight: when it happens, i'll buy it

heaven: i'm more of a reincarnation kind of gal

santa claus: of course

kiss on the first date: if we don't, it's a bad sign

angels: robbie williams?

yourself: i have my good days!

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: no but i really want to have a challengers moment...all consensually (no polyam)

been in love with someone you couldn't be with: yes, but not really...

ever cheated on somebody: no, i can barely manage one relationship

if you could go back in time, how far would you go: i want to be 16-17 again (sans covid)

are you afraid of falling in love: of falling in love...not really...of being with one person forever? maybe. 

was your last relationship a mistake: not a mistake but i ignored a lot of warning signs because he was hot

do you miss your last relationship: i miss the sex, ngl

who did you last say “i love you” to: probably a family member

have you ever been depressed: i've taken SSRIs more than once but i seem to snap out of it eventually

are you insecure: in my body, yeah

how do you want to die: painlessly? lol

do you bite your nails: unfortunately yes, but i go through phases with it...this is why i use press-ons

when was your last physical fight: with my sister when we were kids

do you have an attitude: probably...i like to think i'm uncomplicated but i'm probably kind of a diva

twirl or cut your spaghetti: twirl?

do you tan a lot: not deliberately but in summer i can get pretty tan

ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving: yes, but not while driving

ever made out in a bathroom: kissed but not made out

would you take any of your exes back: a few, but not the ones who actually want me

would you go back in time if you were given the chance: YES

what are your plans for this weekend: catch a flight!

do you type fast: moderately, i guess

can you spell well: i can spel rlly gud...OK sorryz im an englit student who relies on autocorrect wayyyy too much.

what are you craving right now: beans on toast and a hot cup of tea

have you ever been on a horse: despite being from the countryside, i have not

would you live with someone without marrying them: i wouldn't marry someone without having lived with them first. what if they never do the dishes?

what’s irritating you right now: bureaucracy  

have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts: yes, who hasn't?

does somebody love you: my family, sure

have you ever changed clothes in a car: no, i'm shy

milk chocolate or white chocolate: milk!

do you have trust issues: depends on the situation. in relationships...eh, not really

longest relationship: my first one, it was a little under a year

do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you: he emailed me multiple times asking for my forgiveness, so probably

have you ever walked outside in your PJs: yes...but never without underwear

do you believe everything happens for a reason: not in a deliberate religious way, but i think rolling with the cards you're dealt is the best way to live life

did you have dream last night: yes, i was in brazil with my dad

have you ever been out of state: i'm too british for this

do you play the Wii: this question is so dated...i play on the switch a lot, i love handheld gaming

do you like chinese food: depends. i love mapo tofu and szechuan food, but british-chinese takeaway food can be a bit greasy for me

are you afraid of the dark: at night? alone? ...still no. if i've watched a scary film before, possibly

is cheating ever okay: there's probably one very niche reason/case study why it is but in general of course not...

what year has been your best: 2023 was pretty amazing, some parts of 2024 too

do you believe in true love: yes...but you can be truly in love with more than one person in your lifetime.

favourite weather: brisk autumn day, jacket weather...sunny but cold

do you like the snow: YES!

do you like the outside: YES!

is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby: are they hot? yeah

have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight: yes...

what makes you happy: cute animals, my family happy, all my affairs in order

ever been to alaska: NO but i would really love to

ever been to hawaii: NO but i would really love to

do you watch the news: i check the BBC and the guardian quite a lot, especially if there's a big news story

do you love MTV: no

do you like subway: it's super overrated...

would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed: no, he's hot and single

your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do: are they hot?

why did you decide to do this quiz: boredom

have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them: of course...people are disgusting. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around: yes but only if they're gay (sorry)

who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to: a guy on whatsapp

who was the last person you had a deep conversation with: my mum or my sister, possibly sol

ever bought condoms: yes

ever gotten pregnant: it would explain why i'm always craving pickles...

have you ever slipped on ice: i used to walk up a hill to school, so yes. i also slipped on mud more than once which is far worse

have you ever missed the bus: from the ages of 10-19 my primary mode of transport was the bus, so yes...many many times.

have you left the house without money: nowadays it's pretty much impossible to do that since i use apple pay for everything...but in my life, yes

have you ever smoked cigarettes: too many

have you ever smoked a cigar: i would try it

did you ever drink alcohol: yes and i still do :)

did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”: i hated that film

have you ever been overweight: in 2020, yes

ever been to a wedding: only ever one and it was like 10yrs ago...i can't wait for my friends to get married

ever been in a wedding: no but i want to be a bridesmaid (and a bride too ofc)

have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight: yes and you can add a couple of hours onto that also...

did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight: yes

ever kissed in the rain: yes, i was soggy...

did you ever shower with someone else: nope

did you ever fail a driver’s test: ...

ever been outside your home country: multiple times!

ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours: probably not

ever been to a professional sports game: if my home town's football team counts (they were in the premier league, i think they do)

have you ever broken a bone: no

did you ever win a trophy in your life: yes...i was a tryhard in school.

ever get engaged: nope...

have you ever been on a diet: who hasn't? 1200 is probably the most effective but honestly i used to do all kinds of crazy shit when i was a teenager to lose weight 

have you ever been on TV: nope

ever ridden in a taxi: ...uh yes.

ever been to prom: yes, in the tragic era of huge eyebrows.......

ever stayed up for 24 hours or more: many times and all terrible...

have you ever been to a concert: placebo, interpol, rina sawayama, dir en grey, etc...

have you ever had a crush on someone at work: when i was 19 and had serious cabin fever, yes...but i never acted on it

have you ever been in a car accident: thankfully not

ever had braces: no, i have weirdly small teeth like gerard way...

did you ever learn another language: yes...i speak english, spanish, and portuguese

do you wear make-up: pretty much every day, yea

did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out: no, i'm scared...

did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself: what kind of question is this? yes

ever dyed your hair: i got all my rainbow hair colours out of the way when i was in sixth form

did you ever wear someone else’s clothes: yes...give me all your hoodies....

ever ridden in an ambulance: yup

ever ridden in a helicopter: no...

ever caught the stove on fire: i melted a plastic colander on a stove once, but no

ever meet someone famous: i met carol ann duffy and that's probably the only person i would care to meet that's "famous"

ever been on an airplane: yeah...long-haul flights make me queasy.

ever been on a boat: i've been on ferries a lot!

ever broken something expensive: phones, laptops...luckily i havent done that for quite a while

did you ever kiss someone before you were 14: a proper kiss? no

did you ever find something valuable on the ground: probably a few notes here and there, but nothing memorable