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1. Who is your current crush?
lets jst call him "him" hehew
2. How did you meet this person?
obscured discord server about sea creatura
3. When did you realize you had a crush on them?
i forgor
4. Was there a specific something about this person that made you melt?
loves fish, and is very conservative (reads: wanna help fish) about it
5. Describe their appearance:
cute
6. Have you kissed your crush yet?
nop
7. Does your crush know you like them?
yea
8. Have you ever had someone disgusting have a crush on you?
yea:(
9. Have you ever crushed on someone who was already taken?
nop
10. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher, if so which teacher?
nop
11. Who was your very first crush?
i think it was 2d character- i forgor now
12. What would you do if the person you are crushing on right now, suddenly began dating your best friend?
idk, never thought it out- but if he's happy sure ig
13. How old is your crush?
we're on the same age
14. Who is your celebrity crush?
i dont hav onee
15. Does anyone besides yourself know who you are crushing on?
yea, some of my fren
16. What would you do if the person you are crushing on moved?
itsoki, i cant control his heart! (and i dont want to also)
17. Does your crush like you back?
yea he is
18. Is your crush confusing?
yea
19. Has your crush ever done something to hurt you?
no so far
20. Have you cried for your crush yet?
yea
21. Have you ever tried to do some form of a love spell on a crush?
nop
22. Does your crush smoke or drink?
nop
23. When is the last time you saw your crush?
today
24. Does your heart pound very fast when you see your crush?
yea
25. Have you ever done something embarrassing in front of your crush?
yea
26. Do you have a picture of your crush?
yea
27. Did your crush change this year, from last year?
yea
28. What was the lamest crush you ever had?
not suree
29. Is your crush popular?
i think he is
30. Do you think that you will eventually end up dating your crush, or is it a secret you cannot speak of?
wot do u mean
31. What was your crush wearing today?
idk
32. Do you have any diary entries about your crush?
yea
33. Have you ever written your crushes name down on a piece of paper and put a heart around it?
yea shi
34. One thing you would like to tell your crush:
i hope we're meant to be together!
35. Does your crush flirt with other people?
kinda, just for fun tho
36. Is your crush a player?
nop
37. Has your crush ever ignored you?
nop
38. Best thing that has ever happened between you and your crush?
we listen to music together in the late 3 am
39. Does your crush live on your block?
nop
40. How would you react if you ever caught your crush kissing someone else?
heartbroken ofc
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Yazzbawls
BIGGEST CRUSH EVER
Hes my science teacher (AHH IK BUT teehee)
Just HEAR ME OUT- we met bc i joined an advanced chem and physics classahhhh
I think it was about the second week of school i started thinking man hes really smart!
Hes tall and skinny, and he runs(im in track yay!!) and he works in the greenhouse and i also love science and botany and hes just so smart and awesome all over
Hes a tall, skinny white guy, maybe 50 smth, hes got a huge nose and pretty sunken blue eyes, crooked smile, but hes ugly in a charming way, its his brain im attracted to
No :( and i never will cuz its illegal.
GAWD HOPFULLY NAWT id be in so much trouble hes so much older then me
Probably, people tell mme im stunning all the time so i hope maybe
Idk :)ive only had two other crushes then him, im not a lover
HAH YES he IS the teacher lol he teaches AP chem and physical science
My first crush (ive had three, sorry) was a kid named nicholas in the second grade, all my crushes have been named nick for some reason.
Id call the police if he dated my bsf thats illegal!!
Hes exactly 49, i have no celeb crushes
No im scared what my friends think so i havent told them.
I’d cry if he left, he doesnt even know i like him and prolly is not attracted to minors.
Hes so confusing, but im pretty good at reading ppl, hes grumpy, but hes got this sheepish little smile that hes always hiding, and seems to like when his students talk to him.
No, hes pretty neutral to me lol
Many love spells, i do them on everyone and myself.
I know hes def had alcohol, hes 49, but idk abt smoking. Sometimes its gross, but it’d be sexy in his case.
In class was the last time i saw him loloollolo
My heart beats very fast with him, and i havent really done anything embarrassing except act totally shy in front of him and make a bad joke.
I have exactly one pic of him from his linkedin, Im totally a stalker, and i didnt know him last year so i have no idea if he’s changed.
He is prolly the lamest crush i have, and we cant date, its forbidden fruit. Idk but kids seem to like him. Hes kind of… fatherly? Hes like a grumpy ned flanders character. Ik hes got a soft spot somewhere in him!!
Idk what hes wearing today (its saturday) but ummm… idk he always wears long loose khaki pants with a belt bc again hes skinny, and some form of blue dress shirt and a tie. But its not a fun tie. I should get him a fun tie. But that would make me seem obsessed.
I have SO MANY diary entries abt him, but ive nevr actually drawn his name with a heart around it :3
Id like to tell him im mature, and i get him, and that im intelligent and i like the things he likes, id like to chat with him about what his life was like in his youth, what he looked like, what he did, or wore, but i never will. Id like to trace his palm and hear his laugh, but i cant. Id like to hug him and do no more, but i cant. We cant even be friends. Hes so nice and intelligent and humorous. I so down bad UGHHH
Hes flirty in general, thats why i like him, cute jokes, teasing people, the works
I dont know if hes a player, i think hes just a shitty but comforting comedian.
Of COURSE hes ignored me, im his student, he treats everybody like theyre no special thing.
And that’s the thing, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS BETWEEN US. its too parasocial.
Gawd, i hope he lives near me, ive been fantasizing abot seeing him on a walk or at the store, just so that we have an excuse to talk. Well he probably kiss his wife or his whole ass three kids. Id have to suffer in silence. Id prolly cry idk. Idk. its not like hes mine or smth. Hes got a whole life and developed brain and im just a default starter human. Im 13 so this is really hard on me. I also dont have a dad, and hearing him talk about his daughters, tease them about their boy problems, talk about “what makes them cuddly or prickly” just sets smth off in me. Hes obviously a family man. Hes got a son in my grade. And maybe im delusional, but he gives me little glances, brings up things in lectures that ive mentioned, makes them seem like coincidences but then gives me that little smile. Idk I LOVE HIM SO MUCH idk if i wanna be friends or datingor his daughter or just stay a secret admirer. I just wanna talk to him, hes interesting, i wanna give him gifts, Prolly food too (he looks malnourished) i feel the need to impress him UUGHHH i sound crazy so BAIII