rad surveyyy

stolen from Ellie (and by extension, Lauren) ;P

1. what is your name/user

jasper (rilla)

2. you're dead! you'll be reincarnated as an animal, what animal would you be?

I like wolves but hunting and shit would be tiring… I think I would be a bird so I could fly

3. let's order a pizza, what are the toppings you're putting on?

mushrooms, sausage, onions, black olives?? i just know this is gonna stir up shit…

4. what video game/cartoon did you waste hours on as a kid?

MINECRAFT!! also the sims, saints row, and 360 indie games :D

5. do you believe in aliens, what would they look like?

I guess? I think they would be tall (like 7ft), long arms and grey…

6. what’s the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself?

Too many… tried showing off to my friend on an Xbox video call when I was 8. Attempted to perform a stunt off my couch and fell on my wrist, spraining it. Immediately ran out the room leaving my poor friend confused af. 

7. how far do you think you would make it in the hunger games?

I think my anxiety would get the better of me, and I’d fuck up. maybe somewhat far tho?

8. who is your go-to mario kart character?

LUIGI (or Yoshi!)

9. do you collect anything?

CDs, video games, maybe vinyls? I dont spend much on collections these days tbh

10. you’re given $1000 but you have to spend it in one store. which store and what are you buying?

uhhh the local pet store   i dont shop often, but i’d like stuff for my dog. maybe an electronics store tho?

11. what’s a smell that takes you back to childhood?

the smell of my grandparents house, slow cooker food, wood fire burning, fresh grass clippings. 

12. what’s your order at the ice cream truck?

boring ass vanilla cone with a flake  

13. you get to bring back one discontinued snack/food/drink! what are you reviving?

White maltesers, or those chocolate animal bars

14. name a celebrity that you think you could win in a fight. (lmao)

I could defo fuck up Ben Shapiro 

15. do you have any red flags (that you'll actually admit to)?

I can seem weird from a distance (im autistic and awkward), I struggle with making up my own opinions and I rely on others, I can be lazy and unproductive, I do get envious easily. 

16. you have the power to meet one fictional character! who are you meeting?

John Marston (I need him)

17. its 2007, and you’re at blockbuster with your friends. what 3 movies are you renting for the sleepover?

Y’all i need you to understand, i dont watch movies and can’t remember any i have watched  

18. what's a childhood toy that you would buy with your adult money?

A fancy rocking horse… or my big ass collection of toy wolves from childhood, maybe LPS as well (i still have a bunch)

19. what was the last movie to make you cry?

I don’t watch movies… couple of games have made me cry tho *cough* rdr2 *cough*

20. if you were going to be a teacher, what subject would you teach and what age group?

Kindergarten or early middle/primary school. Maybe I’d teach biology? 

21. im starting a band (not)! can i recruit you, do you know how to play any instruments?

Bass, but badly (I haven’t practiced in ages)

22. ok cool guy, eek you’re making a mixtape for your crush! what’s the first song?

I’m arospec and I have never had a proper crush… fictional crush probably wouldn’t even listen to music… does john like music?… 

23. yikes! why did you and your ex not work out?

I’m just gonna use this as ex-friend… we were best friends, like siblings, for 5 years and grew up together. He stopped seeing me after I moved out of his neighbourhood :/ I think he just moved on, but i never have. (jamie i know ur out there)

24. what “unpopular”/unconventional or odd trait do you find super cute?

Chest hair?? body hair in general tbh (on men usually). I like freckles on women, uhh piercings are also cool 

25. what’s your favorite creepy pasta or internet scary story?

I love listening to Mr. Nightmare’s channel on YT :) the only creepypasta I remember well was Slenderman? lowkey thought he was real 

26. OOOooooOOOoooh do you have any paranormal experiences? 

Not yet… 

27. has anyone you know personally ever won the lottery? if so, how much did they win? have you ever played the lottery? would you?

My ex-friend’s family won well over a decade ago… I don’t know how much, fairly small I think. playing the lottery is not worth my time.

30. what's the best movie you've seen opening weekend in theaters? 

Only one was FNAF lmao. I did see Brave when it came out, but I couldn’t handle the noise as a kid so we left…

31. which spacehey user would you vote has the best profile?

Oh god… I plead the fifth. 

32. got you set up on a blind date! what are some dealbreakers (physical/mental) 

An average teenage/young guy (I like.. uh.. middle age dudes), right-wing views, grumpiness, odour, nothing in common… many things…

33. you wake up and you're future self is right in front of you! you only allowed to ask one question, what are you asking?

what is the most important thing in your life?

34. have you ever ran away, and why?

Tried “running away” at 8 after an argument with my mum… yeah I only made it halfway down the road… I had fantasies about running away and starting a “gang” sort of thing… 

35. did you enjoy taking this survey and will you be telling your buddies about it? 

fuhk yeah!! an actually good survey for once…