haven't made a blog in a while (a survey)

1. What are you the proudest of?  

Being a first generation college graduate. 

2. What are the best and worst purchases you’ve ever made?  

Best: my Xbox Series X has brought me much enjoyment during lockdown and beyond. 

Worst: Pomplamoose ticket in 2011. They didn’t play any of the songs that I knew them for and the opening acts sucked. Just a dogshit time. 

3. What would you describe as a perfect day?  

My ideal day starts with sleeping in and waking actually fucking rested. Then I’d have a tasty breakfast that I didn’t have to make. Then depending on the weather, either go to the beach or a barcade. 

4. What’s something I would never guess about you?  

You don’t know anything about me, survey writer. So… my name, which city I live in, etc.

5. What was your dream job when you were in high school? 

I wanted to make movies, but I wouldn’t say it was a dream job.

6. What's your favorite sport? 

Women’s volleyball

7. If you could take a week off from your regular life to immerse yourself in learning something new, what would it be?  

Learn the banjo

8. Where do you most want to visit in the world?  

Tokyo

9. Who was your best friend growing up?  

This is a common security question.

10. What’s your most hated household chore? 

All of them

11. What’s the most beautiful place you’ve ever seen?  

Montana, though all that natural beauty was largely wasted on me.

12. What do you consider a relationship deal breaker?  

Willful ignorance

13. If you could go back in time ten years and tell yourself something, what would you say?  

Regularly buy GameStop stock and sell it all when it hits 400.

14. If you could erase one event from history, which one would you erase?  

The invention of the atom bomb, even though that means there won’t ever be a Fallout game series or show.

15. What has required the most courage of you in your life so far?  

Asking out my high school crush.

16. Would you rather have 10 hobbies or one passion?  

One passion. 10 hobbies is too many hobbies for me.

17. What would your parents have named you if you were the opposite gender?  

Desiree (unsure of which spelling)

18. What TV shows are you watching right now?  

I just started Mad About You via Hulu. I’m also slowly watching Frasier, also via Hulu. I think I’m in season 3.

19. What are you excited about most in your life right now?  

My wife finally taking some much needed time off.

20. What do you consider as the best gift you could receive on your next birthday?  

All my friends encouraging everyone they know to buy my ebooks available via Amazon.

https://amzn.to/3rIxTXO (One Cold Day: A Zombie Story)

https://tinyurl.com/93vdc3vy (The Hundreds: A collection of 100 word stories)

https://tinyurl.com/47hhybrt (Hundreds & Thousands: A collection of 100 word stories)

21. What is something that hasn’t happened yet, but would certainly break the internet?  

Sharks eating through the cables running along the bottom of the ocean.

22. What's the most spontaneous thing you've done in your life?  

Kissed a crush under the full moon.

23. What's a charity or cause that you support?  

Humble Bundle

24. What's your favorite way of killing time when you're not working (aside from checking social media accounts)?

Video games

25. What’s your favorite thing to do with your friends? 

Chatting over drinks

26. What’s the most useful thing you own?  

My iPhone

27. What's your biggest fear?  

Being homeless again.

28. What is something you have accomplished as an adult that your younger self would be proud of?  

Graduating college

29. Where is one place you’d love to travel to again? 

Australia

30. What is the craziest thing you have ever done? 

Walked along a narrow beach at high tide during a black out. We used the moon and our Nokia screens to light the way.