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1. Paris Hilton: That's Hot.

2. Vin Diesel: Looks like my mom's abusive ex boyfriend. Not even close to hot.

3. Tight Jeans on boys: Hot but not in a skinny jeans kind of way. Preferably in a 70s jeans kind of way.

4. Smoking: Cigarette specific smoking is extremely hot. Weed is more of a neutral thing.

5. Drinking: I don't drink but I like to watch men take one (1) drink. That's hot. Past that I start to have a panic attack.

6. Big butts: VERY HOT. All bodies are hot.

7. Skateboarders: It's giving teenage boy. Not hot.

8. Surfers: Hot but in a 70s kinda way.

9. Corvettes: Neutral on this topic I guess idk.

10. Weddings: Going to weddings is not hot. The conceptual idea of planning your own future wedding? That's hot I think.

11. Mini skirts: Always hot. On everyone.

12. Ripped Jeans: Only hot on a very select few.

13. Rhinestones on clothing: HOTTTT ALL DAY EVERY DAY. RHINESTONE ME UP.

14. Pierced Nose: HOT.

15. Tattoos: Hot.

16. Pierced Lip: Hot.

17. Pierced cheeks: Meh.

18. Facial tattoos: Not hot.

19. Temporary Tattoos: Hot but in a fun and silly kinda way. If you think temporary tattoos are lame you lack whimsy and childlike wonder.

20. Criss Angel: I literally do not care.

21. Jonas Brothers: Not hot.

22. Justin Timberlake: NOT HOT.

23. Jessica Biel: Who??

24. One night stands: Not hot. Not in this fucking economy anyway. Keep those birth rates down ladies!

25. Dressing a dog: It depends on what the clothes are. Dog Halloween costumes piss me off but pajamas for the sake of keeping the dog warm are top tier.

26. Shoes for dogs: Every dog I've ever had has despised having their feet touched in any way aside from gentle pets. Not hot.

27. Thongs: Definitely the hottest thing on this list. I fucking love thongs. I love buying them. I love wearing them. Thongs r so cunt.

28. Leggings: Hot but only if they're flares :P

29. Jean jackets: It really depends on the vibe. Can be hot, but can also give English teacher in 2017.

30. Online flirting: Hot. Someone PLEASE flirt with me I'm so boredddd

31. Public displays of affection: Kissing, holding hands, hugging = hot. Making out, cuddling, etc = not hot.

32. pink clothing on guys: HOT. More men should wear pink.

33. Long hair on guys: HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT

34. Mustaches: UNF. SO HOT.

35. High school sweethearts: Unpopular opinion but I say hot. I would love to have someone know me for that long and love me the whole time.

36. Prom queen: Only hot if it's someone cool and nice who deserves to be celebrated.

37. School dances: Never went to one but they seemed boring to me. Not hot. Also I'm a grown woman so double not hot.

38. Detention: I never had detention in school </3

39. Guys who cuss a lot: I swear like a sailor so I'm gonna say hot. But sometimes cussing can go too far, especially if you get aggressive or cruel with it/start saying fucked up shit. Otherwise it's just words!

40. Girls who spit: Harry Styles reference.

41. Scars: Hot.

42. You: Somewhere between hot and not.