Doing Another Survey To Get My Mind Off My Life ౨ৎ ⋆｡˚

 Food Survey (40 questions)‎ ♡₊˚ 🦢・₊✧ 

1.     How do you feel about golden Oreos?

I don't like them </3 I think the cookie tastes weird. I'm not that much of an Oreo enjoyer honestly. If I had to pick a type of Oreo to consume I guess it'd be the regular chocolate Mega Stuf. Anything else is pointless I think. 

2.     What is your favorite dessert topping?

WHIPPED CREAM. Name one dessert whipped cream doesn't elevate. You can't. Not only is whipped cream beautiful and delicious on her own, think about her and all she does. If you add whipped cream to a brownie now you have a better brownie. Whipped cream on ice cream? Immediately 400 billion times better. Whipped cream on pie? No fucking brainer. She is the most versatile diva in the dessert world and my mind will not be changed.

3.     What is your favorite flavor/brand of bubble gum?

Extra pink bubble gum! Like most things on earth, I won't touch bubble gum if it's not pink. And if it's not in the form of a stick, don't bring it within 10 feet of me. Extra has the best, sweetest, most long-lasting flavor and nice texture. It doesn't turn to cement after you chew it for a while which is so important because I not only chew gum because it's cunty but because I need to stim when I'm anxious and chewing helps regulate my nerves!

4.     Favorite cheese?

The answer to this depends on the scenario. Is there a vehicle for the cheese, and if so what is it? Like, if I'm just eating straight cheese the answer is always mozzarella or colby jack. If I'm eating a sub, probably either provolone or mozzarella. A regular sandwich/grilled cheese/burger calls for American cheese most of the time. If I'm eating chips and need a dip I prefer disgusting artificial concession stand nacho cheese over something more socially acceptable like queso (even though I will fuck up some queso blanco do not get me wrong).

This isn't like super relevant to the question but I feel a strong need to put this here. If you put anything that isn't white cheese on a pizza you're wrong <3 Seeing orange/yellow cheese on pizza or garlic cheesy bread or anything along those lines makes me VIOLENT. Pizza Hut changed my favorite side (cheesy bread) and added a ton of garlic and orange cheese and ruined everything.

5.     Favorite Lunch Meat?

I won't eat anything except turkey and ham and the occasional hard salami slice. HOWEVER they have to be prepared very specifically. I need the ham to be chipped and smooth and silky and I need to ensure there's not a spec of any red or gross shit before I even think about eating it. I need the turkey to be THIN and NAKED. And there better NOT BE ANY OF THAT BROWN SHIT ON THE EDGES. 

The salami is pretty much fine on its own I'll eat that by itself for a snack idc. The other stuff though I have to be high maintenance about or else I'm convinced I'll die of 400 diseases.

6.     Favorite ice cream flavor?

I'm not much of an ice cream girl honestly. I like basic stuff. Vanilla, vanilla with maraschino cherries in it, neapolitan...

I only like three Ben & Jerry flavors; Phish Food, Cherry Garcia, and Chocolate Therapy. They're delicious when I really want something disgustingly sweet, but I don't like the temperature or texture and most of the time the ice cream just sits in the freezer forever.

(...Do Dippin' Dots count as ice cream? Something about them makes me feral. Hand me a cup of cookies and cream Dippin' Dots and they will be gone in seconds.)

7.     Best looking food?

Idk how to answer this :/ A lot of food looks really gorgeous and I wanna eat it. I don't think I could possibly choose. I love food.

8.     Best food to put cheese on?

Pasta. Especially if it's in tomato sauce. Just tonight I had cheese raviolis with gnocchi and put like a mountain of parmesan and mozzarella on top. It was divine. I love carbs and dairy.

9.     Best sexual food?

What does this mean

10.   Best tasting drink in the summer?

Sweet tea! Preferably Milo's OR Fuze or Arnold Palmer raspberry iced tea. I fucking love raspberry iced tea.

11.   Best tasting drink in winter?

The obvious answer here is chilled cocoa with peppermint and vanilla.

12.   Best food for a night out with friends?

Mozzarella sticks or fries!! But if you give me fair fries I'm walking. Steak cut, shoestring or like regular standard fries ONLY.

13.   Best foods to eat with a roll?

I have free will so if I want rolls I'll just make them and eat them on their own but for the sake of this survey I'll say one of my favorite school lunches was popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes, and a dinner roll.

14.   Messiest food, in your opinion?

TACOS AND BURGERS. WHY ARE THEY SO UNDIGNIFIED TO EAT. THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS BUT I CAN'T LOOK PRETTY WHEN I EAT THEM SO I HAVE TO HIDE AND MOUTH-HARRASS THEM SO AS NOT TO TAINT ANYONE'S IMAGE OF ME.

15.   Easiest food to prepare?

Pancakes! They're easy to whip up and you can make a ton with very little effort which is really amazing if you have like no money.

16.   Cheapest food you ever ate?

I grew up poor in the 2000s so probably ramen noodles?? But only Chicken. I do not fw beef ramen.

17.   Most expensive food you ever ate?

I don't really eat expensive food so I have no frame of reference for this lol

18.   Stinkiest food you ever ate?

I personally don't think it stinks because I like vinegar but I've been told by others that it does. In the summer when tomatoes are in season I cut one up, season it with salt and pepper, douse it in red wine vinegar and then throw it on two slices of Italian bread with mozzarella cheese and a little bit of mayo. It's delicious and so summery but it will cut the fuck out of the roof of your mouth.

19.   Favorite dipping sauce?

RANCH. Ranch on salads. Veggies. Pizza. Chicken. FUCK IT. RANCH ON FRIES.

20.   Best pizza topping?

If I'm eating pizza I'll literally 99.9% of the time prefer a plain cheese pizza over anything else, but that tiny percent of the time I'll either ask for a white pizza with spinach and tomato or black olive and potato. The second one I've never seen be available anywhere aside from a local pizza joint my mom has been going to since the 80s, but it's so delicious. I make it at home sometimes.

21.   Favorite potato chip flavor?

Regular or lightly salted Lays hits every single time. Nothing else is needed. Don't crinkle cut my potatoes either. Leave them as is.

22.   Most toxic substance you ever ate?

One time I had too much vinegar and burnt my esophagus </3

23.   Most calories you ate in one meal?

We don't do that round here partner.

24.   Favorite soda?

Sprite :P

25.   Favorite flavor of juice?

POMEGRANATE. I LOVE POMEGRANATE JUICE.

26.   Favorite Vegetable?

Cauliflower <3 I just wish it smelled better.

27.   Favorite fruit?

Pomegranates. But also tomatoes.

28.   Worst canned food?

Beans. (Lima beans are exempt from being bad because they are delicious)

29.   Best side dish?

Anything potato related I think. Fries. Tater Tots. Etc.

30.   Worst fast food restaurant?

Wendy's. AND IT'S A SHAME BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S JUST THE WENDY'S WHERE I LIVE. The entire building smells like a toilet and the burgers are undercooked and slimy. The chicken nuggets are gristly...they never clean the drink machine...no way. You cannot make me eat there unless you take me far, far away from here.

31.   Best restaurant?

Steak & Shake. I love shoestring french fries and steak burgers.

32.   Best smelling food?

My mom's lemon garlic chicken and pasta. It makes me levitate like a cartoon character. So good I'm literally salivating thinking about it.

33.   Favorite appetizer?

MOZZARELLA STICKS.

34.   Favorite cookie flavor?

Plain sugar cookies with no frosting OR chocolate chip. I love them both equally.

35.   Favorite cake flavor?

Angel food. No unnecessary frosting and a perfect light, fluffy texture. Also the flavor is unique and soft and I need a perfume that smells like it ASAP.

36.   Favorite pie flavor?

Cherry, though I really dislike pie. I hate pie crust. I much prefer cheesecake but I hate cheesecake crust even more than I hate pie crust.

37.   Chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

RAINBOW. Give me a cup of rainbow sprinkles and I will literally eat them straight. I fucking love rainbow sprinkles.

38.   Ketchup or Mustard?

Ketchup but if I'm eating a burger I need both. The answer to this is never mustard on its own I don't really like mustard but I like to mask the flavor of a burger.

39.   Best food to have on a date?

I've never been on a date. Thank you goodnight.

40.   Most share-able food?

The answer to this is definitely not popcorn. I don't know why people say popcorn. No matter what you're doing, if you're eating popcorn you're getting your mouth germs on your hands and just sticking them back in the container of popcorn. Miss me with that. I won't share with people. I have contamination OCD.