the piss lady of crestview- ewwwww

so i just got off my shift at DG and im soooo tired but heres a funny but kinda gross story from today-- so picture it, its 8:40pm, the store is empty and someone lost the bathroom key during the last shift rotation (customers bathroom only- employees have a seperate bathroom--yay!) so we had to pretend it was out of order and tell everyone that. this lady that looks like the textbook image of a weird conservative with caked on makeup comes in and asks for the bathroom,

i tell her in my obnoxious customer service voice "sorry maam its out of order" she goes aww really, i say ok and my manager suggests she goes to the grocery store nextdoor to use theirs.

she says ok and walked off, 30 mins later she comes back and i scan her items out, she pays and leaves. a minute later i look over my counter and there is a big puddle of a brownish yellow liquid, my manager steps in it and is rightfully disgusted. she sniffs it and confirms it was PISS.. like actual piss and a trail towards the door. so this nasty ass lady stood there and was calm paying for her items as she pissed herself and walked out.. ╭∩╮(ಠ۝ಠ)╭∩╮

 I DIDNT HAVE TO CLEAN IT LUCKILY!

but my sweet manager did.. while i laughed my ass off at the absolute absurdity of it all. how nasty do u have to be to piss on someones floor... and i dont think she was busting to go since she asked when she first came in and still shopped around. 

FU nasty bitch<3

xoxo, Renee