more questions!

if you had to have a frozen pizza what brand would it be and what toppings would you choose?
prolly california pizza kitchen, and just pineapple. nothing else. i exist to spite god

if you were a genre what would you be? (doesn't have to exist already)
dark wholesome

if you were a musical instrument what would you be?
a trumpet because i’m annoying as fuck

why are you so depressed all the time?
because i’m ✨severely mentally ill✨ and pain is the only constant in life

what do you wish you could make money doing?
absolutely nothing

do you have energy to do hobbies after work or does it destroy you?
sometimes

at what age(s) would you say you had the best time of your life?
probably 12, but things went to shit when i turned 13 lol

what is your first thought when you wake up in the morning?
i don’t want to exist

if you could choose 5 people to live on a commune with who would it be?
my mom, my stepdad, my friend gabe, my friend jacob, and idk who else lol, as long as i could bring my dog i’d be good

what is your favorite video game to play online with friends?
among us

what is your favorite video game to play alone?
i don’t really play video games alone lol

what phone game would you recommend someone plays?
pokemon go, among us, or any nonogram game

do you use exploits in games to get ahead or do you keep it legit?
i keep it legit bruh

do you spend money on in-game currency?
fuck no

what is your most memorable concert experience?
probably warped tour when i crowdsurfed for the first time and high fived the lead singer of blessthefall!!!

what would be your ideal line-up for a show? (3 artists only)
thy art is murder, chelsea grin, fit for a king

top 3 favorite places to visit?
germany, england, new zealand

what would your last meal be if you were to receive the death sentence today?
buttered noodles from noodles lol

what puts you in a bad mood no matter what every time it happens?
when i pick at my skin

what puts you in a good mood no matter what every time it happens?
when my dog gets excited when i come home c:

do you talk shit to other drivers even though they cant hear you?
absolutely

would you rather live in a place with public transit only, or have to drive everywhere?
public transit only, it would be a great excuse to be late

if you were a video game character from Nintendo who would you be?
idfk man, probably mewtwo

when is the last time you talked to your parents or siblings?
i talked with my mom and stepdad today, my sister yesterday, and my dad almost 11 years ago lmaooo

when covid is officially done and we can come out to play, where will you go first?
CONCERTS

pick a comedian you like that IS NOT an edge lord
probably either drew lynch or steve hofstetter

someone is in your face about to beat your ass for looking at them wrong, what do you do?
walk away

do you like to prank people?
nah

have you ever participated in egging and toilet papering houses?
nope

have you ever been a victim of the above question and had to clean it up?
nope

what was your favorite subject in high school?
art

what's one thing you wish you could change about yourself?
SO many things. first priority would be my dermatillomania though

what's stopping you from changing?
i can’t just get rid of it, it’s an incurable disorder, but i’m doing my best to learn to cope with it.

have you ever lied about your age?
yes

did you ever acquire a fake ID? what did you use it for? did you get away with it?
no

are you more of a cat or dog person?
dog

would you rather be too hot or too cold?
too hot

alcoholic beverage of choice?
mike’s hard lemonade or some sort of mixed drink with vodka

if you smoke weed, what device do you enjoy using most to do so?
i’d say i use my pipe or my nectar collector the most, but i also sometimes use my dab pen if i’m tryna be discreet or my bong if i wanna get hella fucked up lol

are you relieved that this survey is done or did you have fun?

both lol