SURV-HEY!!11!

1. Last beverage: Coffee

2. Last phone call: last night. 

3. Last song you listened to:
 “Selling You My Heart” - Matthew Good

4. Last time you cried:
 My cousin’s funeral

5.  Have you dated someone twice:
 Dated? No. Hooked up? Yes 😊


6. Have you ever been cheated on:
 Yes, a couple of times. Once on Valentine’s Day 

7. Kissed someone & regretted it:
 Yup. I think most of us have. It was your mom.

8. Have you lost someone special:
 Oh god, yes. Too many.


9. What are your three favorite colors:
 Lime green

10. Met someone who changed you in the past month:
 I change myself, thank you


11. Kissed anyone on your friends list:
 Only their pictures hanging in my shrine of them

12. How many kids do you want:
 No more!

13. Do you want any pets:
 I’m okay with my two cats thank you very much

14. Do you want to change your name:
 Nah


15. What did you do for your last birthday: went camping. Did a lot of driving 


16. What time did you wake up today:
 8AM

17. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
 Normalcy 

18. Last time you saw your mother:
 A few weeks ago

19. Most visited webpage:
 Reddit probably 


20. Nicknames:
 Millsy, Ry-Guy


21. Relationship status:
 Married


22. Zodiac sign:
 Leo

23. Male or female:
 Should I check? Yes I’m a boy.
 and WHAT A BOY!

24. Height:
 5’11

25. Do you have a crush on someone:
 Your mom, actually.

26. Piercings:
 No. Never had one

27. Tattoos:
 Several. All on my left arm. Almost done my 3/4 sleeve 

28. Strong or Weak:
 Strong. I can lift more than 50lbs without hurting myself

FIRSTS

29. First surgery:
 On my thumb in 2017. Made it 34 years without it

30. First best friend:
 Some girl named Ashley. We hung out in my toy box


31. First sport you joined:
 Baseball

32. First vacation:
 Darien Lake

33. First school:
 Lord Elgin


34. First pair of trainers:
 The hell are trainers?

 WHICH IS BETTER


35. Lips or eyes:
 Eyes but lips are also nice

36. Hugs or kisses:
 Nothing beats a warm hug

37. Shorter or taller:
 Taller. Legs for days

38. Older or younger:
 I like people my eye, thanks. Let’s share the blame

39. Romantic or spontaneous:
 Hard to say. I think taking the time and being romantic is nice, but spontaneity can be hot

40. Sensitive or loud:
 Sensitive

41. Hook-up or relationship: 
Relationship

42. Shy or outgoing:
 Bitter and angry

HAVE YOU EVER


43. Kissed a stranger:
 Not in THESE covid times

44. Gotten a speeding ticket:
 Yes, once.

45. Lost glasses/contacts:
 Forgot a contact case and solution so I used two cups of water at a friends house that I was staying at for the weekend. The mom thought they were dirty dishes and poured them down the sink. I was blind for the weekend.

46. Sex on first date:
 Did this once. Probably wasn’t the best idea in retrospect 

47. Broken someone's heart:
 Sadly, yes.


48. Been arrested: 
No


49. Have you turned someone down:
 I have.

51. Moved out of town:
 I have. Grew up in the suburbs and moved to Toronto.


BELIEVE IN


52. Miracles:
 Nah

53. Love at first sight: 
I think people get excited

54. Heaven:
 Nope. I believe in Kevin

55. Santa Claus:
 I do NOT believe in Tim Allen. He’s a jerk.

56. Kiss on the first date:
 lol’ peck’s ok


57. Angels:
 Only the baseball team


58. Yourself:
 Sure, I definitely exist.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY


59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: does my right hand count?

60. Been in love with someone you couldn't be with?:
 Ah maybe. Didn’t last long though.


61. Ever cheated on somebody:
 I would say emotionally yes. I wasn’t happy

62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?:
 I dunno. Maybe I’d ride a brontosaurus 


63. Are you afraid of falling in love:
 No. But falling from a tall building I am

64. Was your last relationship a mistake?
 Nah. Life lessons, amirite?

65. Do you miss your last relationship?
 No, not in the slightest 


66. Who did you last say “i love you” to?
 My daughter


67. Have you ever been depressed?
 I’ve been depressed most of my life

68. Are you insecure?: there are several aspects of myself that I am insecure about


69. How do you want to die?
 Parachute failing while skydiving and landing in the backyard of a kid’s birthday party...like right on the cake 

70. Do you bite your nails?
 Ugh yes.

71. When was your last physical fight?
 Can’t remember, wanna fight about it?

72. Do you have an attitude? 
Yes, fuck you!

73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
 Twirl. I’m not 5


74. Do you tan a lot?
 No. I blame my Scottish, English and Irish.

75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving?: yesterday

76. Ever made out in a bathroom?
 Yeah but not during the act of pooping

77. Would you take any of your exes back?
 Fuck no

78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
 Yeah, to give Hitler a knuckle-sandwich

79. What are your plans for this weekend?
 I’m playing DND tonight! “Neeeeeerd!”

80. Do you type fast?
 What is fast/slow?

81. Can you spell well?
 Yess

82: What are you craving right now?
 I wish I was at home with a big bag of potato chips. Mmmm potato chips

83. Have you ever been on a horse?
 A horse? Of corse!

84. Would you live with someone without marrying them?
 No. I marry everyone I live with 

85. What’s irritating you right now?
 This survey

86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts?
 There was that fire ant I fell in love with once


87. Does somebody love you?
 Lemme ask...yes

88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car?
Yes, several times for baseball

89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate?
 Dark chocolate you racist

90. Do you have trust issues?
 No I give people the benefit of the doubt mostly and most have been trustworthy.

91. Longest relationship?
 11 years!

92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
 Nah

93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs?
 Yup. Putting that garbage out

94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
No. Life isn’t a story it’s just a bunch of random events

95. Did you have dream last night?
 I was kicking a lot so maybe a dream about kicking

96. Have you ever been out of state?
 Province you mean? Yep

97. Do you play the Wii?
 I PLAYED the Wii

98. Do you like Chinese food?
 Who doesn’t! 

99. Are you afraid of the dark?
 Here’s the thing. I am. However, I don’t believe in ghosts but I’m afraid of getting sleep paralysis and seeing something scary. I wear a sleep mask

100. Is cheating ever okay?
 No. If you aren’t happy, don’t be in a relationship.


101. What year has been your best?
 2019 was great

102. Do you believe in true love?
 I believe in comparability that grows into a living form of attachment

103. Favorite weather?
 Fall sunshine with the changing leaves

104. Do you like the snow?
 Pre-Xmas 


105. Do you like the outside?
 I very much do. Life hiking and camping


106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?
 I’m not a baby, I’M A MAN AND TODAY IS MYYYY BIRTHDAY

107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight?
 Yeah, in my younger and not tired all the time years

108. What makes you happy?
 Lots. It I’m finding that the older I get, the more I enjoy the small things that I so took for granted.


109. Ever been to Alaska?
 No. Don’t wanna tbh

110. Ever been to Hawaii?
 No’waii 

111. Do you watch the news?
 I read the news, idiot!


112. Do you love MTV?
 I’m Canadian, what’s an MTV


113. Do you like subway?
 It is a convenient form of transportation

114 Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
 Nope

115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
 Be flattered

116. Why did you decide to do this quiz?
 Nostalgia purposes 


117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them? I have social anxiety so yes all the time.

118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
 I’m very lucky to have a bunch of friends of all genders that I can be my complete self around

119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 
My daughter 

120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
 My daughter

121. Ever bought condoms?
Yes, you looking to buy?

122. Ever gotten pregnant?
 Yes to several poos

123. Have you ever slipped on ice?
 Yes. Bae caught me slippin


124 Have you ever missed the bus?
 Yes!


125. Have you left the house without money?
 All the time! I have no money

126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
 Smoked from age 14-24. I was so cool then

127. Have you ever smoked a cigar?
 Yes but I don’t see the appeal 

128. Did you ever drink alcohol?
 It’s all I drink

129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”?
 Yes

130. Have you ever been overweight? 
Yes. In my mid-late twenties. I’ve lost 30lbs since

131. Ever been to a wedding?
 I can’t remember what weddings are

132. Ever been in a wedding?
 Only when I married your mom

133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight?Yes.
 Back in the ol’ ICQ days

134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight?
 Yes when I was catching up on GoT


135. Ever kissed in the rain?
 Yes. It was sloppy

136. Did you ever shower with someone else?
 Yes as a time saver

137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test? Yes. My G2 the first time

138. Ever been outside your home country?
 Yes. The US, Cub, France and Italy

139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
Drove to Sault Ste. Marie in a sedan with 4 others

 140. Ever been to a professional sports game?
 Several. Mostly Blue Jays games

141. Have you ever broken a bone?
 My thumb and hand

142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life?
Yes, a few in baseball and the Perseverance Award in grade 8

143. Ever get engaged?
 Yep


144. Have you ever been on a diet?
 Several

145. Have you ever been on TV?
 I was in the background of a newscast once

146. Ever ridden in a taxi?
 I have. It’s okay

147. Ever been to prom?
 Two actually.


148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more?
 Yes, doing this survey! 

149 Have you ever been to a concert?
 Too many. Even Eagle-Eye Cherry in 1998

150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work?
 Ah small ones years ago 

151. Have you ever been in a car accident?
 Minor ones thankfully 

152. Ever had braces?
 No

153. Did you ever learn another language?
 Tried my hand at German. I don’t wanna talk about it


154. Do you wear make-up?
 I use facial hair to hide my insecurities 

155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out?
 One in my thirties! 

156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself?
 Yep

157. Ever dyed your hair?
 So many times as a pesky teen - blue, purple, orange, brown!

158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes?
Yes, your mom’s evening gown 


159. Ever ridden in an ambulance?
 I did. Wasn’t that fun 


No.
161. Ever caught the stove on fire?
 No but caught it masturbating

162. Ever meet someone famous?
 Yes. Somewhat famous. I worked in the Canadian Film Industry. Bunch of jerks if we’re being honest

163. Ever been on an airplane?
 Yes but took 26 years before I went on my first one

164. Ever been on a boat?
 I have! Can you believe that I actually drove one once?

165. Ever broken something expensive?
 Yes but I’m sure I’ve repressed it and forgot 

166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14?
 Yes. Just a lil’ peck


167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground?
 Yummy plants