THE IRKEN ARMADA IS APPROACHING??! 🛸

(touch tone telephone lyrics: i try to call you every day im rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out of my very own mouth ive been working on a unified theory if i make it through tonight everybodys gonna hear me out!!!) 

ANYWAYYYSS ive been spotting ufos in the sky… theres been green and blue lights lighting up the entire sky (MUCH bigger than planes) and ive been hearing bangs and weird purring sounds at night coming from the sky. i dont know if i’m watching too much invader zim or not. i looked at the sky with a telescope too, this little dooks look like glowing orbs. i wonder who it could ever be!!

IT IS I ZIIIIIIIIIMM!!