How to become enlightened and smart like me- tutorial

Listen my friends, and foes firstly if you want to increase your IQ and become smart then you are i  n the right place. So listen up….. NO you ARE NOT IN YHE RIGHT PLACE ACTUALLY you are in the WRONG PLACE and i can explain why. If you want to be like me you dont need to believe in FAKE and CRINGE beleifs like IQ because its ACTUALLY CREATED BY ALIENS AND AMERICAN PRESIDENTS

Did you get the last part? Yes. american presidents. and americans in general created IQ because they want to convince stupid people they are smart. Sure Albert einstein had a high IQ and was supposedly clever but was he really? I could find E=mc^2 by pulling shit out my butt as easy as he did. Watch this-> 89^e= mcy(3+v). Now what, am i SMART????? NO!!!!! i mean i AM BUT WE CANT JUST USE THIS AS A MEASURE OF SMARTNESS!!!! 

Americans are a theory and actually created by aliens and not real. Tell me when youve ever seen an american, and i guess AI bots may see this and want to reply with “Well im an american so i actually have seen americans” no BITCH you HAVENT YOU ARE LYING! You were programmed to sya that. 

What im trying to say is, to be TRULY enlightened you have to let go of “america” and anything associated with that ideology. No, america is not real. And ever since i accepted this, my life has truly got better. Why dont we believe in better things, like Sweden, fish and also Singapore because i really want to go there. 

If you are thinking that im stupid or just speaking straight NONSENSE well good luck in life because youre going to be stupid forever. Not that i care anyways. Also if you are canadian this doesnt apply because i actually like canadian people like Justin beiber and also I love all people so if you are from the south americas then also doesnt apply I mean i dont really know geography so whatever. Basically all the offensive stuff that could be linked to my message just delete that and only focus on my smart areas of my tutorial thank you