Online Friends

recently I've really exhausted with abnormal sleep schedules ever since summer started. I cannot lie too, This summer is genuinely reminding me that I have zero friends, like no joke I've only called my online friend like two times and the first time he vented (low-key awkward I wish we could actually talk about something, maybe it's because I'm too quiet or something idk :/ ) 

and the second time, they vented, we did 5 second ugly karaoke, and watched fucking YT SHORTS for the rest of the time. 

Dawg, no joke, but like wtf is going on. Ik it's not nice to stereotype but if you don't stop talking about ur fuckass toxic girlfriend and bsfs that write essays on getting r@p3d by pencils from object shows,and about how different you are I'm gonna kms. 

Like the only time I've remembered us genuinely talking was when we called for the first time and just played Roblox. 

And my other online friend was quite literally harassing me for feet pics and constantly saying  " but I'm just curious" and constantly STILL asking and say that I think he's weird. Like no bitch I just haven't even shown my face let alone my feet to someone who I've known for like five hours.... that's what I think is weird. (sometimes I think maybe if I accepted his end apology things could be different.)

And like recently I've been trying to look for one STRICTLY with the same humor and like at minimum 2 years olders or a couple months older than me no matter the gender cuz idgaf a friend is a friend cuz me being lazy and like accepting that bbullshit into MY pultritudinous summer is genuinely so diabolical like wtf are you fatties on. Wish me luck <3333333333