i awnsered 100 questions and all i got was a hour off my life (stole back from cj)

100 useless facts about me

Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed? my closet dont have a door

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? if i like them

Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room? no i never rlly had a reasen to do the cha cha slide at a hotel

Where is your next vacation? im poor XD

Have you ever stolen a street sign before? nope

Who do you think reads these? cool ppl

Do you have a calendar in your room? ya

Where are you? garage

What's your plan for the day? wake up grab a brush an put alittle makeup hide the scars to fade away the shake up whyd u leave the keys upon the table here u go create another fable (u wanted to)

Are you reading any books right now? lotr again (ttt)

Do you ever count your steps when you walk? sumtimes i did when i was a kid

Have you ever peed in the woods? im a northern country boy. i peed in the woods last thursday bro

Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? i dont think so O.o

Do you chew your pens and pencils? ya and i use to eat pencils

What is your "Song of the Week"? wat about the beutiful song of the white throated sparrow

Is it okay for guys to wear pink? ya

Do you still watch cartoons? only the tryed and true

Whats your favorite love movie? spongebob squarepants movie

What do you drink with dinner? just watever the fuck

What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in? nuthing or bbq

What is your favorite food/cuisine? liver pate

What movies could you watch over and over and still love? wat about going outside and watching the beutiful white throated sparrow

Last person you hugged/kissed? hugged my gramma this morning

Were you ever a boy/girl scout? i think so for a minite

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? how much money do i get

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? not that long ago cuz it was for xmas or sumthing

Can you change the oil on a car? no i just end up drinking the oil

Ever gotten a speeding ticket? i cant even drive

Run out of gas? ABC (allways be cfarting)

Favorite kind of sandwich? idk uhh i rlly like sanwiches xD

Best thing to eat for breakfast? i dunno cereal or poptarts or waffles or sumthing

What is your usual bedtime? i dont have a bedtime but my meds usully make me pass out by 10 or 11 XD

Are you lazy? ya

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? one year i dressed as my dead grampa

Do you have any magazine subscriptions? i wish

Which are better, legos or lincoln logs? LEGOS!!!! i love legos dude give me a lego set and i do it with my bestfriend when he visits

Are you stubborn? probly

Who is better...Leno or Letterman? spongebob

Ever watch soap operas? like sands thru the hour glass. so r the days of our lives

Afraid of heights? ya

Sing in the car? ya

Dance in the shower? i dont want to slip an hit my head and be found naked

Dance in the car? headbang

Ever used a gun? ya

Do you think musicals are cheesy? wat kind of cheese ?

Is Christmas stressful? ya and i dont do it

Ever eat a pierogi? ya

Major annoyance right now? i cant stop eating these sour skittles my dad gave me my mouth hurts

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? vet and nascar driver and owner of a restaurant called just salads that serve salad ramen and tang (THE DRINK) (the 3 things i knew how to make when i was like 5)

Do you believe in ghosts? ya

Ever have a deja-vu feeling? ya it happens alot

Do you take a vitamin daily? no but i probly should

Wear slippers? no

Wear a bath robe? ohh ya baby i love my bath robe

What do you wear to bed? watevers comfy

Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? sticks and rocks in my yard

Nike or Adidas? vans in my head vans on my feet my sole is on the ground when im walking down the street (2 3 4)

Cheetos Or Fritos? hot cheetos but only if im prepared to shit my self for 3 days

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? PUMPKIN SEEDS

Ever hear of, "gorp"? ya

Ever taken karate? sanchin-ryu for like a few weeks

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? SEX?!?!?!?!!

Can you curl your tongue? no

Ever won a spelling bee? wtf do u think man. come on

Ever cried because you were so happy? i dont think so

Own any record albums? nope

Own a record player? nope

Regularly burn incense? no

Ever been in love? ya

Hot tea or cold tea? there both fine

Tea or coffee? tea

Favorite kind of cookie? CHOCLATE CHIP

Can you swim well? not at all but i can float on my back xD

Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose? ya and who the hell cant ?

Are you patient? ya haha i am a patient boy, i wait i wait i wait i wait

Ever won a contest? i think in 2nd? grade i got 2nd place at a art contest or sumthing

Ever had plastic surgery? no

Which are better black or green olives? nasty

Can you knit or crochet? nope

Wash room or bathroom? da shitta

Do you want to get married? nope

Who was your High School crush? no one

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? no i just start barking

Do you have kids? just found out im pregnet with the very first real baby ever

Do you want kids? no im probly going to release this thing to the wild as soon as its born

What kind of mom are you? all i can do is wat i think is best for the little shit

Do you miss anyone right now? ya

Who do you want to see right now? taproot