thay one myspace survey exc ept all yhe answe rs r fuckign stupuf sorry guys

archive of a random bulletin originally posted on march 27, 2025 or something

THE MYSPACE ABOUT ME SURVEY :3

TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF

name:: leave me aloe ❌️

nickname:: lester the molester. no slash jay

how old are you:: a bazillion

zodiac sign:: aquarius

current location:: earth, mw

eye color:: brown

hair color:: brown

hair type:: lametown

hieght:: average

your heritage:: frybread

what's your middle name:: the

shoe's you wore today:: flippity flops

your weakness:: if u smashed 17 hammers across my forehead theres a chance id fall ill

your fear:: wake up no balls

have you ever ridden a mechanical bull:: no

do you want to:: no

goal you would like to achieve this year:: avoid obesity

first thought when you wake up:: y isnt metal sonic humping the fuck outta me in my bed rn.. 😒😕

best physical feature:: eyelashes

who is your bestest freind:: ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱

when is your bedtime:: 2 - 4am

your most cherished memory:: i forgor

pepsi or coke:: coke

mc dondalds or burgerking:: burger king

singel or group dates:: what on EARTH is this guy talking abt

what is the last song you sang:: idk

does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive:: no

what is your biggest pet peeve:: when ur mom tells u 2 stop shitting urself 😕💔💔

do you drink:: no

ever been drunk:: no

do you smoke:: no

do you "SMOKE":: no

do you sing:: gacha life singing battle

what color underwear do you have on:: blue da ba dee

do you want to go to college:: ew yuckyy

have you ever been in love:: chesecak

do you wnat to get married:: 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

do you believe in yourself:: im right here bro

do you believe inothers:: put it all on red

do you like thunderstorms:: :D

do you play an instrument:: no

what do you want to be when you grow up:: magical creature with the ability 2 summon instant money

what country would you like to visit:: idk man 💔

how many CD's do you own:: 10 or sum

how many DVD's do you own:: big fat shelf filled completely

how many tattoo's do you have:: none

how many piercings do yo have:: does ear piercing count as 1 or 2 4 each ear lets ask the audience thas abt it tho

how many things in the past do you regeret:: what happened again

FAVORITES

shoes:: my silly converse

radio station:: not this in 2025🥀🥀 anytime i see the number 9.49 i think of that radio station where i used 2 live

drink:: horchata

car:: the 1 that goes vroom vroom

place:: my room

song:: hot dog hooker

movie:: the lego movie

moment:: when i uh they he i me cuz when she uhh k i so like when i we u had 2 b there

color:: red

meal:: those rectangle breakfast pizzas theyd give us 4 breakfast in elementary no pizza place did it like that im afraid💯💯

IN A GUY/GIRL

favorite eye color:: mine

favorite hair color:: mine

short or long hair:: bald spots on short and long hair

height:: i gotta b able 2 smack the fuck outta u

body type:: slay

does ethnicity matter:: gimme money

piercings:: if theyre not 100% metal i dont gaf abt them clang clang clang clang yeooowwchhhh!!!

tattoos:: sharpie bath

BED SIDE MANOR

do you think you are attractive:: nah

are you attracted to someone who does not know it:: nah

would you like to be someones fantasy:: id like 2 interrupt somebodys thot process like a freakbob phone call

hunter or hunted:: what does this mean bro

do you kiss with your eyes closed or open:: doesnt matter i see all

a little or a lot of tongue:: ill tickle tf outta ur mouth chandelier

older or younger:: senile

lights on/lights off or candle light:: sunlight 😛😛😛

do you like to cuddle after:: my freak is nonstop

do you like to cuddle in general:: where my 10 hour hug at

RIGHT NOW

what is todays date:: friday march 27

what time is it:: 6:08 pm

who are you thinking of:: nobody

what are you listening to:: nothing

do you love someone:: meeee :33

do you know where your mechanical bull is:: backrooms

does someone love you:: my mommy says she loves me and that im special

is it raining:: no :(

how many myspace friends do you have:: 266 + 73 - 184 × 3 + 72 × 8 ÷ 4 × 2 + 22 + 69

are you happy:: im chillin

Take this survey -> https://www.pimp-my-profile.com/surveys/view.php?id=34598