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As a long time Tyson Chicken Nugget enthusiast I have grown to become acquainted and have grown suspicious of their addictive qualities. After some further research I have found multiple inside sources and photographic evidence from inside of the processing plants which suggests that this love for the delicious nuggets I have is a pure fabrication, and the documents suggest there is a high tech conspiracy in the works.
Plant workers themselves have informed me of the new requirements of having to inject each nugget with an unknown [to them] serum with the use of a syringe. Also, neuroscientist whistle-blowers (whose identities must be concealed) have informed me that with the use of nano-bot technology created in collaboration with Nano World Inc., Tyson Inc. is able to artificially increase and stimulate dopamine, thus manipulating the mesocorticolimbic circuit every time a nugget is consumed. However, this is only the first stage of a recent confidential long term strategy.
The same neuroscientist have informed me that--while the full details have not been declassified to their security clearance--there have been rumored budget increases for research into "Behavioral Alteration Technologies," better known as mind control. And as recent leaks from Tyson's legal body have suggested, the company has been moving towards legal recognition as a religious institution. Inferentially I can only assume that Tyson Inc. is not only interested in Tyson Chicken Nugget consumers. Their end game is in full and total brand loyalty.
However, despite learning of this conspiracy, I have yet to break my daily routine of chicken nuggies and choccy milk (as so many other transgirls enjoy), and I am powerless to stop them.
[Disclaimer: Nothing presented is factual and this is purely for satirical purposes]
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Tete
You're freakin me out