THE MOTHER OF ALL SURVEYS

LETS GO I'm bored 

I took this from zeal btw

Okay. If I've answered any of these b4 this round is just more relevant I swear..

1. Do you snore?

No THANK GOD

2. Are you a lover or fighter?

Depends who you are.

3. Whats your worst fear

I say nothing because I know things are how they are and fear doesn't change anything..but probably getting kicked out of my house

4. As a kid, were you a lego maniac?

I didn't have real Legos but I had those ginormous plastic blocks in a big bag and I would just sit with those all day it was great

5. What do you think of “reality” tv?

Obviously it's exploitative and stupid, but also it's just kinda boring.. I went crazy for reality TV a couple times but it's the same episode over and over so I just quit

6. Do you chew on your straws?

EVERY GODDAMN TIME even when I try not to

7. Were you a cute baby?

Insanely. Don't play w/ me. :p

8. Is the single life for you?

 I'm not one of those people that NEEDS a relationship or I die, but I'm way happier now having a girlfriend than NOT having a girlfriend (hi hayze I love youuu!!!!) 

9. What color is your keyboard?

Grey I think

10. Do your sing in the shower?

No because my house is built in the most annoying way possible. My room, the bathroom, and both my parents' rooms are RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER so I can't do anything without them hearing me and getting pisseddd :,)

11. Have you ever sky-dived before?

Nope...not old enough and also don't have the balls to

12. Any secret talents?

Honestly I don't think any of my talents are a secret

13. What's your ideal vacation spot?

Probably Croatia, I rlly love it there. I kinda wish my mom never moved out bc America is a shithole 

14. Can you swim?

Yeah

16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”?

No ...but tell me if it's good

17. Do you care about the ozone?

Of course I do, but I'm not the type of guy to scream at you for wearing hairspray..more ppl should care abt the environment in general but forcing it never rlly works, it's gotta be a systematic thing to the point where NOT caring about it makes you look insane

18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Depends how much effort you put in I guess?? LMFAO 

19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards?

HELL no. Maybe with great difficulty 

20. Have you ever been on an airplane?

Yeah, a few times. I don't mind the short flights but I can't sleep on planes so the long ones are hell >:/

21. Are you a single child?

No, but I was basically raised like one, both my sisters are moved out 

22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners?

ELECTRONIC ALL THE WAY. I DONT EVEN CARE. THE ONES THAT STOP WHEN THE PENCIL IS PERFECT ARE GODS GIFT TO THIS WORLD

23. What’s your stand on hunting?

I hate it. I would never want to hurt an animal 

24. Is marriage in your future?

Probably, I would like it someday :]

25. Do you like your handwriting?

No, but other ppl do for some reason .. they think it's pretty but I kinda just halfass it so much that it looks like cursive 

26. What are you allergic to?

Scallops?? Not like I eat them anyway

27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?'

Lol literally two minutes ago check #8 

28. Is Tupac still alive?

In my heart </3..

29. Do you cry at weddings?

Nah weddings are boring as shit!! Blah blah kiss kiss give me my fucking cake already bro 

30. How do you like your eggs?

I don't rlly like eggs tbh

31. Are blondes dumb?

I don't judge hair color shine on sister!!!

32. Where does the other sock end up?

The sock monster eats them obviously 

33. What time is it?

Uhh it's 13:30 rn... (it'll prob be way after when I post this)

34. Do you have a nickname?

I don't think there's any cool nicknames for Marko...  My teacher calls me Polo..some kids call me mark but I hate that beyond belief MARK IS A TOTALLY DIFFERENT NAME!! I AM NAMED AFTER THE GOD OF WAR U BETTER RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH 

35. Is McDonald's disgusting?

Incredibly but sometimes it's nice despite its weird alienness. Like munching on static. 

36. When was the last time you were in a car?

Literally this morning lolz 

37. Do you prefer baths or showers?

Pretty sure I answered this in another survey but showers all the way...baths make me dysphoric, they take too long, and it's near impossible to wash your hair in the bath water coz it's already soapy so why would I just switch to the shower again. Life is a prison

38. Is Santa Claus real?

I never thought he was but I used him as a manipulation tactic one time...I was like "gosh I hope Santa gets my furby.." every single day bc I knew it would work and you bet ur ass I got it 

39. Do you like having your neck kissed?

Yeah :p 

41. What are you addicted to?

Music and overthinking 

42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?

Neither bro!! I like reeses but I would rather die than eat straight up peanut butter 

43. Can you crack your neck?

Not without a lot of pain...

44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?

Nope

45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today?

Once, it's still day

46. Is drug free the way to be?

All the way ...dope is no joke kids...

47. Are you a heavy sleeper?

No way, I wake up like 5 times a night lmao 

48. What colour are your eyes?

Greyish green :) 

49. Do you like your life?

That changes a lot but right now I rlly do. 

50. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock?

My mother when the dishes aren't done

51. Are you psychic?

I WISH I was. That was my obsession for so long but I kinda have a photographic memory which is cool 

52. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?

No but I've been wanting to 

53. Do you play any instruments?

Guitar!!! I can play a little bit of the keyboard but I kinda suck 

54. Have you ever stolen money?

Yes but I always tweak out when I do lmao... I'm clumsy so I'm kinda shit at getting away with things 

55. Can you snowboard?

I REALLY REALLY WANT TO.

56. Do you like camping?

I haven't been but it sounds terrible -_- heat, mosquitoes, and close proximity are my 3 least favorite things 

57. Do you snort when you laugh?

No but I jump back or walk in a circle like a total idiot

58. Do you believe in magic? 

In some ways yes...you can manipulate certain things but not in the sense of turning someone into a frog or anything 

59. Are dogs a man's best friend?

YES..MESS WITH ME U MESS WITH MY DOGGY. 

60. You believe in divorce?

of course, everyone should have free will. Plus romance isn't always true or everlasting..that's rare 

61. Can you do the moonwalk?

Nope ;-;

62. Do you make a lot of mistakes?

Of course..I might be good at some things but I am ass at basic human skills

63. Is it cold out today?

BRO VERY. WHEN IS IT NOT. I AM CURSED. 

64. What was the last thing you ate today?

Tbh I haven't :,) 

65. Do you wear nail polish?

Ehh not rlly ...I like black polish but my dad gets rlly pissed when I wear it for some reason

66. Have you ever been kissed?

Still no °_°

67. What's the most annoying TV commercial?

THAT ONE TEMU AD I SWEAR TO GOD IM DONE 

68. Do you shop at American Eagle?

Nahhh too expensive, not my style plus the stuff rips in like 2 days. The only thing from them I still have is a flannel and it's semi-ugly

69(nice). Favorite song at the moment?

It's been my favorite song for like 9 months but I DONT CARE!!! WALKING IS STILL HONEST!!! 

70. Do you like your job?

Well I'm unemployed so I guess...yes? I have no idea what I wanna do anymore honestly, this government just makes me wanna hop a train and live life as a traveling musician

71. Do you like your classes at school?

They're okay. I've been getting a lot of work lately so that's annoying but I don't actually dislike any of my teachers and I have an okay time there...I go to a cool ass school so I wanna enjoy it as much as I can, but it's always gonna be school yk ??

72. How do you like your meat cooked?

Medium well usually

73. Do you like these surveys.

I LOVE THEM.

Thx for reading as always gangggg >:)