Food 4 Aliens

Ok, I've got a question for you: If it turned out that aliens existed and they came to earth and you were the first person they saw, what food would you present to them to represent the human race?

I was watching Jerma while playing JunimoKart (Fuck that game) and he brought this up and I thought this was a genuinely compelling hypothetical so I started asking some people I know to see what they would give them. I'll admit that I haven't gotten the same response twice so far which is pretty interesting, it's been pretty diverse. See list of responses below:

• Burger
• Mac & cheese
• Dog treats
• Full English breakfast/fry up
• Yorkshire pudding
• BLT
• Spaghetti bolognese 
• Waffles
• Sautéed reindeer
• wrap

I personally think that most of those would clog up the aliens digestive tract and fucking kill it except the Yorkshire pudding and dog treats. The dog treats would probably bang (for the alien, not me:3 I don't eat dog treats...I DON'T!)

Here's my choice which I think is the best choice of all (drum-roll please) ... The humble onion bhaji. I think the texture is perfect and crispy, the flavour is mild enough to still be enjoyable (stfu bhaji's aren't spicy, the alien could handle it becuase it's not white, you munter) and I think it'd light enough not to clog the aliens innards. 

But let me know what you think!

If an alien was getting up in your shit, what food would you give them? (feel free to let me know in the comments below:) )