40 Fill In the Blank Questions

Blank one for you girlies  (｡♥‿♥｡)

1.My grandpa once: set a church on fire

2.Never in my life have I: set a church on fire

3. When I was younger, I: tried to breed earthworms to create the ultimate fighting worm

4.High school was: like having my toenails picked out one by one

5.When I'm nervous: I vomit everywhere 

6.The last time I really cried was: listening to Interstate Love Song (Acoustic) for some reason

7.If I were to get married right now: I'd be a bit shy and probably vomit a bit

8.My hair is: lower back length

9.My feet are: too small

10.When I was 5: I could sing "go around the kitchen cockadoodle doodle doo"

11.Last Christmas: I gave my heart to NO ONE. I lost the damn thing

12.When I turn my head left: my head feels funny

13.When I turn my head right: I see an old ginger kitty

14.My life is not complete without: THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS!!!

15.By this time next year: I will be dead according to the prophecy

16.I have a hard time understanding: most verbal utterances 

17.One time at a family gathering: I locked myself in a dog cage

18.Take my advice: don't tell your family anything 

19.My ideal breakfast is: bowl of dry Special K Red Berries with maybe a bit of milk

20.If you visit my hometown: you'll get poisoned by lead, mercury, radon, baudoinia conpniacensis, procellaCOR, fertilizer, and industrial waste

21.My friends are: gay and stupid

22.If you spend the night at my house: you'd shoot yourself, my family is super annoying

23.I would stop my wedding if: my fiance revealed they were secretly Rivers Cuomo (I hate Weezer)

24.The world could do without: annoying people

25.I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the cock of a bellyroach

26.The most recent thing I've bought myself is: Altoids!!!!

27.And, by the way: biting people is a-okay

28.The last time I was high: I played trig bowling and then vomitted for 10 minutes straight because I got suepr nauseous from remembering math formulas

29.In the past I shouldn't have been: such a pushover

30.Once, at a bar/club: my ass had never been to either!

31.Last night, I: took expired medication

32.If I didn't have any obligations tomorrow: I'd take a train south and never come back

33.A better name for me would be: Faggy Bitch

34.In the last 6 months: I've tortured myself with community college because I'm STUPID

35.If I ever go back to school: I'm already going back to school this shit sucks

36.I bet you didn't know: I smell terrific

37.I am: not a boy or girl

38.I read: dumpster books

39.Every birthday: I get awful gifts from my sister (I only have two feet! No need for a bunch of socks)

40.I regret: mostly nothing, sometimes everything. Maybe not telling certain people to suck it.