Huh? Luigi?? Like from Super Mario??

 No silly! Luigi Mangione!

 Ain't it funny how if you do enough evil, sometimes you do something so evil that BOTH walks of life DON'T actually like it when you do that?? Huh... Funny stuff...!

 Turns out that literally EVERYONE can agree that being denied the one thing you're constantly paying tons of money for is a terrible thing??? Whaaaatttt??? Looks like The Man™ can't gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss his way outta this one to trick one side into find this to somehow be a GOOD thing...

 Yeah yeah, so look, if you're outta the loop, "The Man™" wants everyone to side with lean Left™ or Right™ just to have both sides fighting so they let The Man™ get away with stealing everyone's money.

 Yup! Conquer and divide! Hmmm, let's say my friends and I all want a cookie and there's 9 cookies

  Well, I want some cookies and it seems like my 2 friends and I all can get 3 cookies right?

 Well I DONT FEEL LIKE SHARING! SO IM GONNA TELL ONE OF MY FRIENDS THAT THE OTHER THINKS SHE'S FAT AND THE OTHER SHE THINKS SHE'S UGLY!

 Hee Hee Hee Heeeee! Now those two are at each others' throats for so long that I get to take 7 cookies!!! WAHAHAHAHAAAA

 "The Man™" has been doing this at every chance they can get...Isn't it weird how masks during covid became attatched to politics somehow?? Isn't it weird when people notice "drones" that the government blames it on ALIENS??? Isn't it weird how when "The Man™" wants us off his back, he gets us to be racist towards each other, how the media points the finger at anyone that they're  "racist"??? Isn't it WEIRD how when people are ACTUALLY inciting violent acts of racism, no one seems to care???

  ISN'T IT WEIRD HOW WE STOPPED TALKING ABOUT THE FACT HAWAII WAS BURNED TO THE GROUND AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE STILL HOMELESS?? 

   ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT TUNNELS IN NYC WERE FOUND WITH JEWS BUT IT NEVER MADE HEADLINES??

   Isn't it WEIRD that when people find a better source of fuel or more effective way to do anything, it makes them very depressed??? I wonder why their life spans are a so short???

  Isn't it WEIRD how WOKE used to mean waking up and realizing things are not what they seem???  AND NOW woke means "hurr durr lgbt"

 No! Cuz, I rememberwhen woke meant, you woke up from all the media crap and realize it's all a sham! DA MAN™ is actively trying to make sure you suffer enough that you're too tired to fight back, and comfortable enough that you don't feel the need to rise up.

 I don't know about y'all™ but I'm kinda tired of stuff being so expensive, and buying a home feel as achievable/realistic as buy a mansion back in 2003???

  GUYS! WAKE UP! This ain't an Us vs. Them situation!

It's an Us Vs. DA MAN™ Situation!

 Nah, cuz notice how after Luigi, all these CEOs are taking their photos off their sites and stuff huh??? Whatcha scared of huh?? Y'all got too comfy huh???

 Luigi is a hero! He made people realize, "Whaaaat?? LEFT AND RIGHT DON'T LIKE THEIR RIGHTS DENIED??? HUHHHH????" 

 Look, violence isn't ALWAYS the answer, keyword: ALWAYS, but sometimes it takes ONE spark to light a fire. 

 Oh Oh, I'm sorry, are these words boring to you?? Lemme pull up some real stuff for you!

Detroit News. "Employee Stabs Michigan Company President in Possible Copycat of UnitedHealthcare CEO Attack." The Detroit News, 19 Dec. 2024, https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/michigan/2024/12/19/employee-stabs-michigan-company-president-in-possible-copycat-of-unitedhealthcare-ceo-attack/77095031007/.

Business Insider. "An Employee Stabbed the President of Their Manufacturing Company During a Staff Meeting, Police Say." Business Insider, 19 Dec. 2024, https://www.businessinsider.com/employee-stabbed-company-president-during-staff-meeting-michigan-police-motives-2024-12.

New York Post. "Michigan Company Boss Stabbed by Employee in Possible Copycat Crime." New York Post, 19 Dec. 2024, https://nypost.com/2024/12/19/business/michigan-company-boss-stabbed-by-employee-in-possible-copycat-crime/.

 "Copycat" what an immature load of garbage to downplay this. The media is really trying to tell you to your face:

 Totally bonkers, wild stuff man...

 Phew that's a lot to take in... but what do we do...??

 Well first, put down your pitchforks! We don't need those...yet(?)  

 Remember to always speak about REAL issues, you're not alone!

 Too many people had stories of their loved ones lost due claims being denied, and must have thought they were a one off case. Turns out when you actually bark back with you chest, the "bad guys" keel over a little easier if they find out you're a little more educated!

 If you feel like you're being put at a disadvantage, 

 TALK ABOUT IT. More people are struggling than you realize everyday and we're being told it's only us and don't make a change, but the truth is, we're frogs slowly boiling in water

  Look, I'd love to duke it out for my rights, but truth be told, we all have too much to lose, so we need to make a change in this world by all working together. Share your stories, make ammend with those you tell youself you hate, and forgive others.

 Look, I have my fair share of people I unfairly dislike, but we need to ALL work together, so toss aside your hate and forgive each other. 

 Spread love even when it's not reciprocated. We need to make this world a kinder place so we can all focus on the real ones hurting ALL of us.

 and dangit, forget about your reputations and stuff already. Just do the right thing, who cares what anyone else thinks. Do what's right.

  I'd rather a thoasand people hate my guts and to have helped a hundred people than to be liked by a million and to have done no help to ANYONE.

DON'T BE EVIL

You can do it, I belive in you!

Follow your heart!