seavbo

if u dont know what seavbo is let me introduce you to paradise and hell all at once --- minecraft if evbo lived in parkour civilization. parkour civilization is a 2 part series with 2 movies, both combined beign around 4 hours ish long, and they absolutely changed me and not in a "wow i just spent 4 hours of my life watching that" but in a "wow. i really. just spent FOUR hours. FOUR. watching this.... and i will never, EVER regret it. this is a piece of art, a work thats done so masterfully i can forget its made in minecraft. it challenges your view of the world. it is so immersive tis insane. it has tiktok humour and vine booms play every 4 seconds, adding up to more than 300, all while making you question your philosofiesoiefsps,,,,, idk what im talking about but GO WATCH PARKOUR CIVILIZATION BY EVBO FULL MOVIE THIS IS A THREAT. 

I would work really really really really hard to convince you by telling you about how good it is, weaving stories about its history (bcause for some reason evbo made a whole episode where he learns about the history AND NEVER INCLUDED IT IN THE MOVIES I WILL NOT GET OVER THIS) but i am really really really bad with words. and the only reason im writing a blog is to make my profile not look like it was made 2 minutes ago, when it really realyl really clearly was.

Speaking of the blog, i jsut realized the subject isnt even parkour civilization - ITS SEAVBO. Sadly, to understand seavbo, you need to watch the second movie, and to watch the second movie, you need to watch the first movie. Im sorry to inform u of this. 

I will now be assuming you have watched botj movies. if u havent, skip to the paragraph where it starts off by screaming HEY HEY COME HERE COME HERE and do not read ANTYHING after this sentence. spoilers ahead. all the non evbo watchers are gone by now. they better be. NOW. at first i did NOT get seavbo like at all, because me personally i didnt see aaaany sort of... spark between them. idk i jsut thought seawatt was so so SO mean and such a bitch and evbo was this dude and they ltierally had no hstory and the ONLY history they had was the FAKE memory which in my opinion, is a very bad history to have. So, me personally, before i discovered the woes of tumblr, was more of an Evbos Master Friend type of girl - just for context, evbos master friend will be referred to as emf because he DOESNT HAVE A NAME. evbo what r u doing sweetheart give him some respect. anyway emf is like a parkour master right and me personally i didnt realise he was the one who challenged him. cuz im lowkey a dumb dumb right. so i thoguht they only met at the master level. and like. they were SUCH cute friends at the end cuz omg me personally i do NOT have a good comprehensive skill espiacciaealwislly when watching 2 hour long videos. like i LVOEEED it and can remmeber some parts but i do not remember emf veing anywhere except season 2 hen he got captured and stuff. anyway all i remember is seeing the scene at the end of season 2 (and maybe there was somethign similar for season 1? someone watch it and remind me bc my memory is faoling me rn) and i thought it was cute. and was like "omg why does anyone ship seavbo when we have... uh... emfbo.. masbo.. friendbo... embo... emf x evbo. its SO  cute. Nowadays its the opposite because i do NOT get why ANYONE ships whateverthefuckbo when we have SEAVBO. seavbo is superior okay and no one can prove me wrong. theres so much drama. the spice. the fact seawatts dead. the fact that seawatt betrayed him. the fact that they were forced to work together, which means forced proximity, which means the amount of fanfic opportunities... now. think about maevbbvbahjbo. emf and evbo. what could we write. a fluff fic, yes, a... another fluff fic, yes. maybe swapped bodies. or. or. them getting married. couples drama, vague angst with comfort. It took me a solid minute to think of things. now as for seavbo? theres SO MUCH POTENTIAL. evbo reviving seawatt after he dies, evbo reviving seawatt WHILE hes dying with a totem of undying, evbo and seawatts stay in the desert house while evbo collects the discs. angst, fluff, hurt comfort, ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU WANT IS THERE. the tension between them is intense. there are NEGATIVE amounts of tension with emf and evbo. emf doesnt even have a name. the only tension in the air is the tension of them not being together because they arent similar. seawatt and evbo ARE okay well not really BUT. BUT. hear me out. emf and evbo. emf was born as a pro. he doesnt understand evbo becasue he has never experienced being starved every day and eating raw chicken. he was born with a spoon in his mouth. seawatt? seawatt was born at the fighter level. he ALSO doesnt understand evbo. BUT. seawatt experienced tragedy. seawatt experienced his entier life getting destryoed. seawatt experienced death and betrayal and hate and tragedy. emf did not. this is why seavbo is the obvious answer; thak u for reading.

HEY HEY HEY COME OVER HERE HERE COME ON. now. go watch parkour civ, and come back and read. or actually please dont this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a madlad. if u did read this im sorry for the experience and ALLLL of the grammar mistakes. whatevre u did, whether u liked the blog or not.... no matter what...... go watch parkour civilization.