I Hate This Site

I absolutely despise SpaceHey and everything about it. The site is a pathetic joke clinging to outdated garbage nobody asked for and has no reason to exist. It’s not just outdated—it’s a pathetic excuse for a platform, catering to the most insufferable people on the internet. The users? Don’t get me started. They’re a delusional pack of clowns, stuck in some cringeworthy fantasy where their boring, irrelevant lives suddenly matter because they’re on a "retro" site. They sit there in their smug little circles, acting like they’re part of something meaningful when in reality, they’re just stuck in the past like losers who peaked in high school.

Everything about SpaceHey screams failure. The design? Trash. The functionality? Nonexistent. The community? A cesspool of try-hards and wannabes who think liking some outdated junk makes them superior. Newsflash: it doesn’t. You’re not quirky. You’re not cool. You’re just annoying. They are all self-absorbed, and pretentious, and think that living in a fantasy where they think this dumpster fire of a platform is cool. Every second that site exists is an insult to everything the internet could be

I want nothing more than to watch this joke of a site crumble into oblivion, dragging its miserable users down with it. I hope it crashes so hard that its name becomes a punchline for failure. SpaceHey is the worst thing to happen to the internet, and its users are the dead weight holding humanity back. SpaceHey is trash, its users are trash, and the sooner it’s gone, the better off we all will be.