The iPhone 8 + is beautiful and I want it for Christmas

For the past 2 years, I have had an obsession with the iPhone 8 + which is slowly getting more feral as the days go on.

What once was a cheeky little gift request for my 19th Birthday has now become a full blown obsession with me watching YouTube videos about the cell phone daily, adding phone cases to the Amazon wishlist and even going as far to create Pinterest boards of people flexing their {then new} devices.

Please help!