my husband !!

ok so here comes the paragraph where i literally just yap about my husband the whole time cuz im wittewy his biggest fan

OK SO FIRST OF ALL..... he's really pretty liek gyatt dayum he's like sent from heaven i bet 1000 bucks there's a stamp on his ass that he was handcrafted by god himself like holy fart everything about him is just like perfect like his face his lips just idk i love everything about him second like he cares about me so much like you don't need a do that but he still does and idk that's like awesome cuz nobody ever cared for me like that before third of all we are literally the same person like similar interests and everything like holy fart we're like so alike and we like suit each other like WHITE MEN AND BEER !!!!!! but he also like actually listens to me like whenever im glazing about homestuck or popn music or bye2 and whatever im talking about that day and idk he loves me like so much and i do too i love him more than anything cuz like he's the best husband ever holy shit. there's so many more reasons why i love him but like those are the most important ones so idk yeah !!!!!

WHY IS THE ZEBRUH IMAGE SO BIG WTF ????