The Incredibly Long Survey About You (T.I.L.S.A.Y.)

I haven't done a proper introduction blog post yet but just consider this my intro 4 now :3  It seemed fun okay!!

Basics

Name: Moxie
Age: Early 20s
Sex: Male
Date of Birth: June 19th
Hair Color: Brown with bleached blonde
Eye Color: Brown
Race: White


Favorite. . .

Color(s): Red
Food: Fish n chips
Drink: Abuelita hot chocolate
Television Show: Invader Zim
Movie: To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)
Song: Ode to Sleep - Twenty One Pilots
Artist: MCR
Place to be: On teh web!!!!!!!
Stuffed animal: Round Miku
Pet: Cat
Person: Trust no one :)
Game: Fer.al
Clothing brand/style: Scene


What do you want in the opposite sex?
((i'm pan so this applies to anyone ig))

Hair color: Idc
Eye color: Idc
Tatoos: + cool points if they’re cool tattoos
Peircings: + cool points if they’re cool piercings
Body Type: Idc
Do they have to be rich?: I wish
Do they have to be popular?: Nah
Personality or Looks?: Personality


This or that?

Pepsi or Coke: Neither
Vanilla or Chocolate: Chocolate
Black or White: Black
Cats or Dogs: Cat
Sink or Swim: I can swim
Lake or Ocean: Ocean
Night or Day: Night
Half Full or Half Empty: Half full
Desktops or Laptops: Desktop but also I’m poor so it’s laptop for now
Playstation or Xbox: Nintendo
Summer or Winter: Summer
Cold or Warm: Warm
Cowboys or Indians: I’m too woke for this one
Lover or Fighter: Enemies to lovers??
Car or Truck: Truck
Cup or Glass: Glass
Fork or Spoon: Fork
Walking or Running: Walk I’m lazy
The Fast or The Furious: I’m angy


What do you think of when I say. . .

Soup: Italian wedding
Wardrobe Malfunction: My kandi belt snapped at miku expo and I dropped a ton of singles everywhere :(
Heaven: Panty and Stocking
Hell: Scanty and Kneesocks
Cucumber: With olive oil, balsamic, and feta
Salad: Caesar
Big Mac: Borgar idk man
Sexy: I’m sexy and I know it
Pirates: of teh Caribbean
Significant: Other
Beautiful: Gerard Way
Lion: Around
Blues Clues: haven't thought about it in years
Rainbow: Haha gay
Cloud: No gay :(
Rapper: Gen z is trying to cancel Eminem!!!!1!!!???!??1
Gangsta: Rap
White and Nerdy: Me ig
Lolli pop: Don’t like em
Wave: Hiiii
Fad: Stanley cups??
Aliens: Zim….
Ghost: Star Wars force ghosts
Survey: Yeah


Do you or have you ever had. . .

A piercing: Too scary
A tattoo: Even scarier
A sibling: Classified
Parents that are still together: Classified
A boyfriend/girlfriend: Yeagh (not anymore)
A husband/wife: Naur
A child: Never ever
A really wild party while your parents were away?: Naur
An alcoholic beverage: Yeah, they’re nasty
A pet of your own: Naur
A house of your own: Naur
A car of your own: Naur
An iPod: I have no phone, just iPod!!!


Do you. . .

Smoke: Nope
Drink: Nope
Do drugs: Nope
Hug on the first date: I was in an online relationship so idk
Kiss on the first date: Idk
'Do it' on the first date: I’m ace
Shower Daily: Don’t boo me but no
Brush your teeth daily: Twice
Keep your room clean: Pretty clean
Do all your homework: ………mostly
Plan on going to college: I am rn


Do you believe in. . .

God/Heaven: Agnostic
Satan/Hell: Agnostic
Ghosts: I wish
Aliens: There’s at least bacteria out there for sure
Witches/wizards: No lol
Magic: Nope
Big Foot/Sasquatch/Abominable Snowmen: No
The past life: No
Global Warming: Yeah!!!,?!?!
Humanism: Yeah
Scienceology: No
Hinduism: No
Buddism: No
Taoism: No
Wiccaism: I respect the vibes but no


~*~Random~*~

What's your middle name?: Classified
Have any Nicknames?: Mox
What is your favorite name?: Beau
What do you wish your name was?: Beau
What is your favorite season?: Fall
Do you drink alot of water?: Enough
Do you have a pet?: Kinda
Do you have a computer at your house?: I have 2 laptops
Do you live in an apartment, house, trailor or other?: Classified
Favorite place to chill?: On bed
Favorite place to visit?: Places with big water
Ever have an imaginary friend?: Nope
If so, what was their name?: N/A
Ever eaten something really disgusting?: Eggplant
Do you work out?: Nah
Have you ever gotten arrested?: No
If so, for what?: No
Have you ever cheated on someone?: No
Has anyone ever cheated on you?: Nope
Have you ever kissed a stranger?: Nah
Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?: Maybe someday lol
have you ever gotten drunk?: Nope
Could you ever be a vegitarian?: I’ve considered it
Can you sing?: Noooooooooooooooooo
Can you dance?: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can you draw, paint, color well?: I like to think so
Do you have a job?: Commissions baybee
Do you like tape?: A normal amount
Do you like glue?: A normal amount
Can you solve a Rubik's Cube?: Nope
How did you like this survey?: It was indeed very long

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