obligatory nostalgic narcissism

wooow~ it's been well over a decade and some pocket change since i've filled out one of 
these thingies! it was a relaxing bit of fun, felt cozy and familiar, like meeting up 
with an old friend.

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What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
a rose gold jewelry set consisting of a ring, necklace, and earrings that all feature a 
beautiful peach crystal orb. it reminded me of something you'd see in sailor moon, so i 
just had to get it!

Something you miss from high school?
hah! absolutely fuck-all. i may be an old bitter bitch now, but it's still loads more 
preferable to the young bitter bitch i used to be in highschool. unfortunately she was 
ill-equipped and possessed very little of the wisdom, courage, and sheer will i have now. 
if i missed anything about that period of my life, i suppose it'd have to be the internet 
culture of the time.

What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
a breakfast smoothie because i'm lazy.

What’s your favorite meal?
cauliflower mac n' cheese is pretty stellar.

Favorite hobby?
i love all sorts of fiber arts! currently i'm all about knitting, but i figure it'll swing
 back into crochet sometime soon. when i'm not busy with a project (which is basically 
never lol) i'm usually into gaming. 

Name a trait that you hate about yourself? 
"a" trait? just one? oh, sheesh... how do i even pick?! well i guess i'll go with the one
that immediately popped into my head - i'm selfish, and i don't like it one bit. 

Middle name?
hard pass.

Name 3 thoughts at this moment:
- i gotta piss, again?
- should probably go to bed, too...
- i miss you, and us, but i want to be better. i need to be better if we're to stand a 
chance.

How did you bring in New Years? 
the same as always: popping on the countdown a few minutes before midnight, giving a 
half-hearted cheer when the clock changes, and then going to bed.

Favorite place to go? 
certainly nowhere nearby, so i have to say toronto.

Last thing you ate? 
some rockets, those chalky tablet candies.

Introvert or extrovert?
i'm what you'd call an extroverted introvert, or at least that's what my pals say! i rise 
to the occasion in social situations and generally make for good company, but being in 
crowds or meeting people for the first time stresses me out. i become drained from 
socializing rather quickly. by the second hour i'm ready to rush home and squish my cats!

What color shirt are you wearing? 
black.

Favorite color? 
i'd have to say anything earthy. my favourite colour palette is fall when the flora starts
dying and the beautiful, vibrant oranges and yellows and reds are punctuated with dark 
browns and charcoal.

Favorite girl’s name? 
i think feminine irish names are lovely, in spelling, pronunciation, and meaning. aoife 
comes to mind! also i have to mention my name too, which i used to carry quite a bit of 
disdain for, but its grown on me over the last decade or so. it means "dear", "beloved", 
or "friend". 

Favorite boy’s name?
montero is such a great name, lil nas x is probably kicking himself for not fulfilling 
his destiny as a mononymous icon.

How many TVs are in your house? 
two!

What is your worst habit? 
i leave things in random spots around the house, instead of putting them back where they 
belong!

How many pets do you have? 
two cats. i wanted three but my babies are fickle.

What is your favorite candy? 
since starting keto, i've kinda lost my fascination with candy. i think chocolate is my 
go-to now.

What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
time to take my adderall and hop into the shower, bitch!

Last song you listened to: 
what's your pleasure? by jessie ware.

Something someone might not know about you?
heidi klum blocked me on instagram after she found a comment i'd made on a random post 
where i expressed my discomfort towards her relationship with tom kaulitz, suggesting 
that at worst it was another dried up has-been trying to cling to their youth by dating 
the next generation, and at best it was a weird PR move. mind you i hadn't tagged miss 
klum or mentioned her because i'm not that much of a hateful asshole, so she was 
definitely looking herself up on the site which i thought was delightfully cringy!

Nicknames: beans, cupcake, sweet pea

Tattoos: a single but glorious tattoo of two succubus gfs <3

Do you like hot-dogs? 
hot dogs are incredibly underrated! i'm probably biased because of keto, but hot dogs 
are one of my staples. i love corn dogs!

What is your love language?
acts of service and words of affirmation.

Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 
fuck no, but i do think it's a magical way of looking at the world around you, and i'm 
trying to bring a little whimsy back into my life.

Do you usually initiate hugs? 
not usually, no, i'm pretty particular about touch.

What do you believe we as human beings take most for granted in this world? 
our planet, definitely! we have very little regard for it, which i've always found silly 
and horrifying, considering we wouldn't exist without it.

Favorite month and why? 
it used to be springtime, before climate change really started fucking shit up. i 
remember how nice and mild it was from late march to early june... and sun showers! boy, 
do i miss those! now the only seasons we have are summer and winter, what a bummer. i 
guess september isn't so bad, though.

How many jobs have you had? List them.  
i've been a minimum wage slave like everyone else, that's not particularly interesting.

Have you ever met anyone famous? Pics? 
the cast of lost girl. anna silk is even more beautiful in person!

Alcoholic beverage of choice? 
of choice? probably something that tastes nothing like alcohol, like a cosmo. but i'm 
keto, so it's strictly seltzers for me!

What’s your favorite love movie? 
hmm, that's a tough one! i'm a not-so-secret romantic movie superfan. i love anything 
from the cheesy, trope-y romcom to the sappy and sentimental romantic drama. i think 
little me would be livid if i didn't choose ever after though, and honestly, she'd be 
right to feel that way!

What is an unpopular opinion you have? 
everyone on this planet is mentally ill. either you're aware of the endless violence and 
trauma churned out by the system and you've got some crippling depression or a personality
disorder as a result, or you've been successfully brainwashed and assimilated and you 
live your life in a state of delusion. i can't say i haven't wished i was still part of 
the second group, but i'll be damned if i let one of those fuckers try to convince me 
that they're very much the picture perfect model of Well-Adjusted. i don't see how anyone 
could be truly happy and satisfied with their own insignificant existence when billions 
are suffering. love lies in community, and most people declaring their happy lives all 
over the internet are individualistic little gremlins.

Three things you don’t like that most people do? 
- cops/military
- multi-millionaires/billionaires
- the tv show friends

Your favorite birthday?
honestly, my birthdays have been pretty disappointing since my "sweet" sixteen - my 
boyfriend at the time couldn't make it because he was busy cheating on me. :') but y'know
what, it's not his fault my birthdays have sucked. i was born in the dead of winter, my 
least favourite season for numerous reasons, so i was kinda doomed from the beginning. 
i did go to a really beautiful spa up in the mountains for one of my birthdays, so they 
haven't all been garbage!

Favorite dessert?
i love macarons! if only a keto version existed, i'd be snacking on 'em 24/7.