Straight up jonkin it

Yall hmu to jonk it with me i promise and fun and relaxing time of jonkin we will have lots of jonking and maybe even a little bit of jlonking it so if you are interested in jonkin it with me hmu and maybe we can work something out (i identify as a 900 year old shapeshifiting moose please use cartire / kindagreenishbutmorebluelookingwaterbottlethathasoneofthosenippletipsforthedrinkingpartthatmakesyoufeellikeyouareababyagain for my pronounds thank you)